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My parents said I was addicted to TV. So they told me I was allowed to watch 4 hours a week and I could pick the programs I wanted to watch from the TV magazine.

Turned out that this just meant I could watch the shows I wanted instead of them switching them off. I only had 3 favourite shows, I never watched anything else anyway.

Or my 83-year old mother in law. Most of the stuff that happens happens because she doesn't read. She'll just blindly click.

"Nah" - Reiche

I wear what looks good and what fits. Why should I swear by a particular brand? I've never worn US brands anyway. They're usually ugly and the quality is terrible.

The annoying thing is that the nuclear power shills are out in full force. Even though we literally have too much solar power in a lot of areas.

Women are stubborn, men are determined.

Bido. Dobi. Trubi. Netandonald.

I have a leek in the fridge. I'm making leek and cheese soup.

I hate heliboard. It's as if the developers deliberately design keyboards that are slightly wrong every single time.

I usually reply once. I don't argue. I said what I said, bye.

It shouldn't be legal. Yup, some parents do a great job. I know a couple of kids who got a great education and are both STEM students, but I also know three girls who can't spell and are only capable of being married off. Or at least, that was the aim, only one of them consented to be married off and is now divorced.

And then there's the JW kid who came to work with us and was in complete shock when he heard about gay people.

Let's just say that when my kid badly hurt himself and I felt nothing I stopped taking Prozac.