I mean, I wouldn’t eat them directly because prions terrify me, but a nice cremated billionaire ash vineyard sounds lovely.
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Rich asshole fireplace briquettes?
Made from just their assholes, compressed and dried… yes?
Yes, but please tell me where the asshole ends and the decent person begins?
a nice cremated billionaire ash vineyard sounds lovely.
Vino Humano!
I would make them into soap and dog treats. Maybe even tan their own hide if there's enough brain in there to do that.
The problem is they regenerate like bamboo. You chop one down and another sprouts up.
So you’re saying they’re a sustainable food source?
Even better as compost but yeah, they are pretty much renewable as long as capitalism exists.
This reminds me of that old post. Something along the lines of:
You just have to eat one billionaire. The others will fall in line.
And suitable for vegans too, including those whoa are vegan for the environment.
Yeah yeah, but have we actually tried consuming them?
I bet they all taste like shit.
You eat it cuz it's good for you, not cuz it's tasty
I'm not eating Elon, the ketamine content alone would send me into a coma.
If it's wrong I don't want to be right
Do it for Dale!
We getting that Prime shipping on those ribs or regular shipping on prime ribs?
Elon likely tastes like shit
And likely has so much ketamine in his body that you'd have a hard time cooking it off
Ketamine steaks do sound interesting,
I dont think JB ribs are prime lol
I don't get why people want to eat the rich so much. Doesn't that cause prion disease?
You can prolly get away with it if you’re not eating the brain.
It's a risk many are willing to take, especially if we can use their money for universal healthcare.
I'll be cautious and not eat the brain or marrow.
Big ask, since I'm French, but hey.
It’s because I’m fucking hungry.
You are what you eat. It’s just that everybody is trying to be the last one and avoid being eaten.
Be careful health risks abound.
do it for dale
Nah gimme those back straps. Or I'll take a thigh meat steak.
I've always wanted to try people so I have recipes
I didn't mean to EAT 'im... jus' meant to rattle 'is cage!
As long as we castrate him to purge the testosterone before the abattoir
Boar taint is real and not very tasty.
I know what you mean, but I have an image of you snacking down on a pig's perineum and it's hilarious
I've eaten pig uterus, pig rectum, pig throat cartilage etc. and specifically eaten wild boar to taste the full gaminess
I have adventurous tastes...
We can also use the rich as fertilizer. Let the sun and plants have a go at them, and then let the goats turn that into cheese and milk. :chefs kiss:
So im all for the metaphorical meaning, but
Mmmmm Prions.
I came up with a concept for a cook book called " Eating the rich on a budget", just a collection of recipes with billionaire names instead of cuts of meat.