counting your mom?
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this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2026
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Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
that sounds about right hahaha
She remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
that was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt
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Also I am one of the few who didn’t fuck OPs mom.
Don’t lie, everyone fucked ops mom
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About 6-7
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Just the number of upvotes I have.
By some miracle, more than zero.
I lost count. I'm on Grindr at least once a week and almost never hook up with the same people twice.
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More than 20. I disagree that it makes it less meaningful. But I have learned that there are many women who are bad at sex. It’s not just men.
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Zero. I'm over 30. Who decided to make us so stupidly resilient, I want to fucking die already.
(Those things are only marginally related)
I wish there was like a Craigslist for life.
Offering roughly 40 years of life remaining.
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Teeth slightly crooked but all still original from manufacturer (missed a service intervall in 2014).
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Hair at roughly 80% capacity.
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Glasses have to replaced every 3-4 years.
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Used to have "Eat what ever you want, never gain weight" package, but the subscription ran out (not offered anymore).
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Back pain set in a few years ago but still managable.
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Doesn't like arugula, coriander or chocolate above 60%
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Addicted to sugar
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No job and 1.73 GPA Bachelors.
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ADHD bundled with Depression included
Genuenly, from the bottom of my heart, something, take me the fuck out. I'll take pancreatic cancer at this point as long as it's certain death.
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9? I feel like there's one or two I'm not thinking of.
Edit: There were. So 11.
I've never actually tried to count before, I've always felt like i'd been with fewer partners than most others. I guess not.
I've never really gone looking for one time things though, so even though I started at 13, it took twenty years to get to 11 people.
Edit again: 13. Can't remember shit anymore.
2 so far, hopefully 3 soon should todays date go well!
Zero. One of the easy ways to get wizard powers without being a racist.
Maybe a hundred by now, lost count. My wife has hundreds more than me, and we keep increasing our numbers together, so to speak. God I love my wife and I love my life.
Wife an I love to regularly go to sex clubs, we have regular partners we play with a lot, and we both give eachother the freedom that if we have an opportunity to have sex while the other isn't there, take it. We both simply love sex and we're super open and honest and respectful about our wants, needs, and desires
With this many partners don't you get afraid of catching STDs? How do you manage that?
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none, and i have no particular desire to have one.
So far, I have only had one sexual partner. Thank you for asking, SatansMaggotyCumFart.
About 6 iirc. It's been a long time since I started that count, and that wasn't too early in my life.
I think you get to increase that number a lot either in your 20ies or above your 50ies, depending on how your middle age goes and your teen age went.... If you got divorced or widowed and or if your character.
Currently on track not to increase that number in my life.
Why do you ask?
Lost count but I'm confident it's somewhere between zero and 23423431.
Zero
Just don't have the drive. Perfectly happy with not bothering with the social dynamics required to flirt / commit etc. I don't have much need to have a partner either short term or long term.
No idea if I'm just weird or if it's a somewhat common thing for some people.
One and still with them :D though i'm far from puritan and really into sexual freedom, in some way i'm weirdly proud of or attached to that.
I'm pretty sure all of them were sexual. I however, am not.
This thread reminded me of Lasagna Cat Sex Survey Results: https://youtu.be/KgmoMO66uPg
BurgerBaron, 5. hangs up
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1 Life fucks you without consent
- But it feels really weird that someone I slept with hundreds of times, often in sessions of 40 minutes to two hours would count the same towards that number as someone who I slept with once for 15 minutes.
Of the 12, 4 were a single time, 1 was a few times and the rest were over a year of sleeping together, usually 2 or 3.
For what it's worth the sex was only physically pleasurable in the long term deals for me.
I'd guess a few hundred if we count airport hookups and the like. There was this period where I was doing three return flights a week and rarely missed a hook-up. Also, staying overnight in foreign city.
Also: don't bother with the mile high club. Even the first class toilets on long-hauls don't have room.
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Never could figure out what the difference is supposed to be between different holes. So every hole was a goal, took the first one, got her pregnant after a while and married her.
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Somewhere between 0 and 0
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