Very proud of my kids right now. They just watched Terminator 2 all the way through and paid attention the whole time. It goes for two and a half hoursbut they were attentive/asking questions/getting emotional. Shows you just can't beat a good movie
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great movie, under rated acting too
the effects are just awesome
the famous escape scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHqX2PRZ9bk
It's so good. It's put together so well and has just enough smarts to be the best version of a dumb action movie
His Lordship walks into my office cracking up "Hey Sammy's sucking his own cock" I go in and, lo, it does indeed look like that. I giggle with infantile delight. Then I move forward to kiss the top of his tiny peanut head like the inveterate cat lover I am and as I get close and he leans back I see that Sammy is in fact, fully erect and yes, he was sucking his own cock.
....pervert.
I love your one brain cell ginger kittens!
Oh this little bastard has all the braincells. The most dangerous ginger.
Mostly they're like brendan frasier characters. Not stupid, but very very himbo.
Sammy is Charles Dance
3 and a half months since I quit vapes/ciggies.
Made a huge difference to singing.
But I would still throw a workmate out of a window for a champion ruby rollie.
Daughter and her beau broke up. We're 'dating' for a bit, made it official...and like a week later it's over.
Daughter is a bit sad but not too bad.
I've already offered to pay the lad a visit for a 'friendly and constructive exchange of productive ideas'.
My son offered to drive there, to get his learner's hours up, and to physically assist.
Daughter declined the offer.
Oh the things I would do for a parent like you
My kids are my life. That's the long and short of it.
I will say all that was (thankfully) in jest.
We know the dude, and the breakup was pretty mutual.
But if he got fresh or uncouth, my girl knows that I've got her back and his fucking spleen in an eski.
his fucking spleen in an eski
Ooooh fresh meat too! I bet you'd bbq it up real nice π
Either that or the black organ market... might as well make a few bob
saw an interesting minor altercation at the savers op shop
a sales assistant came t the jewellery section to put more stock on display , then after a few minutes she exploded, telling a young woman to back away, to give her some space,
apparently the young woman had been closely following her for 30 minutes, checking out all the items that had been set out very quickly before anyone else could see them, she had a basket of stuff, she looked like a reseller, she had her phone out to check items
reseller then complains that the assistant was being racist, why didn't the assistant tell the other shoppers to back away
well, another shopper said we were giving the assistant room and also the assistant said you were following her around , so no, there is no racism and it's not cool to call people racist The reseller was so angry, she just couldn't see how she had been harassing the assistant
You would think it would be wise as a reseller to get on good terms with staff.
Resellers are scalpers imo, fuck em.
I maybe a little bit drunk.
Have a donut. Cut one in half fill it with bacon, let me eat meat vicariously through lemmy.
Nice one.
It's your birthday, so all good.
book store visited, no luck, looks like on line ordering is the go
I did have a some luck at an op shop, found a 1960s red branch coral necklace for $5
were you following along closely behind the assistant for that one? :P
No. π
Check out Moonhoney jewellery online - she has a major thing for coral and some lovely pieces.
Hello 3 day weekend, it's been a while.
Cheers π₯
It's my birthday today and I'll be getting drunk, doing karaoke and eating donuts.
My birthday cake.

Happy Birthday!!
Happy birthday!
Thanks Low.
Happy b'day!
Thank you.
Wonderful.
Happy Birthday CEO, lots of hugs and kisses and best wishes π
Happy birfday fellow Gemini!
Thanks Witchy poo. We Geminis are the best!
Happy Birthday CEO!!! Have the best night!! π₯π©π€πΎπΈπΆπΊ
Thanks. I will. π»
Happy birthday!!!!!!!
Thanks.
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Oooh happy birthday! Where those from?
Thanks. They are Krispy Kremes. Did you see my post yesterday when I made espresso martinis? Omg they are delicious.

Nice one. Any birthday plans? Besides the βsinging β
4 day fiesta. Lots ands lots of booze. Rootin' tootin' and shootin'. The usual.
Sun is out, after a light lunch think I will go into the city and some book stores π
big beach walk tomorrow morning after the tides and floods have settled
Back to melbs today.
Clothesline moved and in! Certainly won't be able to dig that out again. base is probably 100+ish kgs at this point and 70cm down.

Almost a happy bubble!

Didn't fk myself up or hit a pipe when digging so big success! I would like to pat myself on the back but it was honestly pointless. it was fine where it was. Did it as a favour for the p's but I know what will happen. When ol' girl comes down the first thing she'll do is complain, want it a foot to the north and use the dryer instead π
Which calls for a rave choon
- good work man
- tune is fucking sick!
Impressive!
great job π