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Oh the things I would do for a parent like you
My kids are my life. That's the long and short of it.
I will say all that was (thankfully) in jest.
We know the dude, and the breakup was pretty mutual.
But if he got fresh or uncouth, my girl knows that I've got her back and his fucking spleen in an eski.
Ooooh fresh meat too! I bet you'd bbq it up real nice ๐
Either that or the black organ market... might as well make a few bob