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And they keep building cars with cup holders.
"Cup holder" implies that you're setting your drink down. The drink must remain in your hand at all times, otherwise it's a party foul.
That’s why port is a travelling beverage.
Ironically, cup holders were uncommon in cars when drink driving wasn't illegal. lol
Why do bars have parking lots?
More importantly, why do lots have parking bars?
For real, I need to know this immediately to explain it to my parole officer.
Its where you leave your plutonic life partner while you shop for gender neutral frocks.
I hope you wear lead lined underwear.
Gas is 10% ethanol. Even the car is having a roadie, and I'm supposed to what exactly
Quality shitpost
Strange rules and no country mentioned. I'm guessing it's about the USA.
Most countries prohibit sales of alcohol to minors, and when in doubt, the seller must ask for a form of ID. In the US, this is almost always a driver's license, since there's no national id card and state id isn't mandatory AFAIK - people will use that though if they don't have a driver's license for some reason.
Do you guys have some kind of app to verify your age that can be used in most stores?
No. I'd say that we should have that, but knowing our track record for such things it would probably be actively harmful and cost more than it's worth.
Maybe some states do have that, idk. Not mine though. That's the biggest issue, each state having their own separate system for ID.
"REAL ID" was an attempt to form a national standard and it's been a total clusterfuck with basically no benefit to the average person, except now you can't fly without one.
(You actually can get a sort of digital version of REAL ID after paying a $45 "fuck you" fee, but it only works at the TSA checkpoints at the airport, using their app, which also seems like a fucking terrible idea. I will continue to print my paper boarding passes and go through security with my phone turned off and placed inside a verified-working Faraday bag.)
In the US you can purchase alcohol with the use of a government issued ID card, drivers license, passport, or active duty military ID as all are government issued IDs which display ones age.
I don't know, man. Based on the language of the meme and the triangle on the guy's shirt, at first I thought of Bermuda.
Passport or just an id card work as well.
So will a ski mask and a weapon. Discourse is always so car-centric smh
yeah bro im not skiing to the liquor store
But also illegal to drink and commit armed robbery so... same problem.
#guns4booze
Damn right I drink and drive. My car, my rules.
You don't actually need a driver's license if you have a different photo ID issued by the government, typically a state ID.
c/americanshitpost?
Is there another kind?
Back in the 80s they had drive thrus where you could by alcoholic slushies
Pretty sure drive-thru dackeries are still a thing on Bourbon Street in New Orleans
They're still a thing everywhere in Louisiana. They put a piece of scotch tape over the lid which of course is just a completely unsolvable puzzle until you get home with it.
If you're not meant to dabble in addiction, why are there rehabs?
And drive-thru liquor stores.
You don't. You need a state ID. Most people just happen to have a drivers license.
You don’t. My first fake id was someone’s old military id.
You don't though. I've never had a license yet I can get booze.
Technically the drivers license is a field sobriety test, you have to be at least drunk enough to operate a motor vehicle under the influence before you can buy alcohol, they sometimes have you breath in an exhaust pipe if they think you are really sober.