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-Elephants can't jump.

-Starfish don't brains.

-Cheetahs are almost literally giant housecats: they purr, they meow, they don't attack humans and are surprisingly easy to tame.

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[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 38 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Cheetah’s went through a genetic bottleneck somewhere between ten and twelve thousand years ago. There may have been less than ten left at one point. Dating the Cheetah Genetic Bottleneck
My totally silly theory is that humans in fact where adopting kits at that time and help saved the species, and that’s why they’re so almost domesticated.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There is almost no genetic diversity among them. You can skin graft or transplant organs between any two cheetahs without fear of rejection.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I never knew for ages they’re part of the house cat branch of the feline family rather than the big cat branch with the lions and tigers, so that explains why they’re just floppy doofuses.

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 32 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Pigs can't look up. Sharks are older than trees. The duck billed platypus has no nipples; milk just oozes from the skin. All mammals have the same number of cervical vertebrae.

[–] mech@feddit.org 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Sharks are as old as fire.
They evolved around 450 million years ago, which is also the time oxygen levels in the atmosphere first got high enough to sustain fire, and land plants appeared that could catch fire.

[–] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago

That is an even cooler extension to the sharks are older than trees fact which I enjoy.

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It should be just platypus. And ducks are really platypus billed ducks. The platypus had it's bill first way before ducks came along

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[–] YaksDC@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

are their assholes square?

[–] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago

They have weird butt muscles and use the poop as trail markers if I remember rightly.

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Asking the important questions.

They also have an armored butt

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

-Starfish don't brains.

Starfish ALL brain! Decentralized nervous system means it's brain all the way down, baby!

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Starfish don’t brains?

I like that cats know their own names, understand why we’re saying them, yet choose to ignore us on purpose.

We had five cats, and they all knew each other's names.

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[–] Enekk@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Wild bees (often solo) will sometimes "bed down" in cactus flowers. The flowers close in the evening providing protection for the sleeping bee.

[–] TiredTiger@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Opossums are essentially immune to rabies and eat ticks.

[–] SocialistVibes01@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Venom too... They hunt snakes

[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

You can see a good portion of the back of many owls' eyes if you look in their ears.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I think I would have been a lot happier if I'd never learned that.

[–] InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago

Penguins have a gland above their eye that converts saltwater into freshwater

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The octopus has 9 brains, one central brain (donut shaped, around the esophagus), and one in each of the 8 arms.

[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And one arm is used especially for octopus sexy time. (hectocotylus)

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All that hentai led me to believe otherwise

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[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago

Dogs are cool.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A centipede's 'fangs' are actually weird legs that can inject venom, and they're called toxicognaths (which is one of my favourite words)!

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[–] fiqusonnick@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Female spotted hyenas have pseudo-penises and no vaginal opening. They instead dock and give birth through their dicks

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[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There are 25-million ants for every person on this planet.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I don't want mine.

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[–] probable_possum@leminal.space 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Some scorpions can drop their tail if in danger. But afterwards they can't poop anymore and die of constipation months later.

Link

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Elephants think humans are cute

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Humans can throw objects in excess of 100 mph (40 m/s), and hit a target from over 60 feet (20 m) away

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But they still can’t take criticism.

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago

You've just made an enemy for life!

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Meerkat mobs are led by a dominant female. She's identifiable by looking for the biggest butt.

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[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Orb weaver spiders use their webs as giant, super-effective external eardrums.

https://youtu.be/D1LJ3uBxRhE (@ about 26:45)

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[–] phx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cheetahs sound fun until I consider how many cords my cats have chewed, furniture they've scratched, and litter boxes they've populated.

Then suddenly a giant tame housecat seems less appealing.

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[–] portnull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

As a platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it's the only mammal that can make its own custard (plus the enchidna which can also do the same)

Dolphins don't dream. Their cortex is large enough to not need to

Sharks are older than the star polaris

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Platypuses are one of the few venomous mammals. Males have a spur on their hind legs, which can inject a venom that can make a human sick for several weeks.

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I learned a NSFW animal fact the other day. There are some fish that care for their young by holding them in their mouth, it's called mouthbrooding. That's not the new or NSFW part though.

The NSFW part is the fact that

for some fish, the fertilization occurs in the mouth. The female lays her eggs and scoops them up into her mouth. Then the male fertilizes the eggs directly in her mouth. Yes, it is exactly what it sounds like. A male fish cums into a female fish's mouth, and that's how they normally reproduce.

Ahh, nature. So beautiful. So like us.

[–] buttmasterflex@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Elephants have a prehensile penis that they sometimes use for a fifth leg.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's their nose buttmaster

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[–] toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Barnacles have the longest penis relative to body size out of all animals.

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[–] reallyzen@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cats offer us mice because we are incompetent at hunting ourselves.

Humpback whales are able to navigate exceptionally well and I don't think science knows how.

Humpback whales travel by picking a direction and traveling in that direction. They can maintain a true course to within a degree of accuracy for hundreds of miles regardless of location on the planet, ocean currents, magnetic variation, day or night, though open empty ocean.

I know how to do that, but I need stuff the whales don't have like visual reference to a solid surface, accurate charts, radio-based navaids, winds aloft forecasts, and/or gyroscopic instruments. Most of the time, most creatures either navigate by landmarks, some are able to navigate magnetically, some can home, ie they can sense a destination and point their noses at it and go that way, as forces such as winds, ocean currents, Coriolis force etc. push them off course they steer to keep the destination dead ahead, tracing a half-teardrop course.

But humpbacks can pick a direction and go perfectly straight. Somehow.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Chimps will gang up and murder tyrannical leaders, we could learn so much from them. https://www.newscientist.com/article/2119677-chimps-beat-up-murder-and-then-cannibalise-their-former-tyrant/

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