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[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 78 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

Aight, I will not stand for overnight oats slander.

Shit is delicious. Get your toppings and sweetner right, try it again and then come back.

No peasant had strawberries, bananas or blueberries to fuck around with. They ain't had maple syrup or Greek yogurt in that shit. No one thought to make butter from peanuts (I know it's mostly butter, shhh) and add that in.

[–] dreugeworst@lemmy.ml 32 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

what do you mean it's mostly butter? even peanut butter with added oil/sugar/salt is still some 85% peanuts. Or do you mean simply that it had a high fat content?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Can’t they make peanut butter where they don’t add anything at all? Like just peanuts?

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Unsalted natural peanut butter is just roasted peanuts. Salted natural peanut butter is just peanuts and salt. The oil is just from the peanuts, not added.

No mix peanut butter is the same but with palm oil and usually whichever sweeteners are cheapest. Palm oil hardens at room temperature and keeps the peanut oil from separating.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like you've never been to a hippy store. They sometimes have machines that you pour the peanuts into and then you have some peanut butter. You can also have cashew butter, etc.

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[–] Osprey@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The peanut butter I buy is 99% peanuts and 1% salt.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

What I buy is 100% peanuts and no salt.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They do! But the oil separates and you have to stir it first. And it needs to be refrigerated after opening.

Convenience, whether it's for the producer or consumer, got us again.

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[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

Fairly sure that seasonal berries would have been on the menu.

Honey as a sweetener seems viable

Greek yoghurt seems pretty likely anywhere cows were milked

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 6 points 3 weeks ago

We had berries just growing everywhere along the streets and forests as a kid. Where the fuck did they go?

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The feudal lords also dit not have giga-yachts, enough wealth to buy social media companies and own about 50 politicians.

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[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 45 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

That's a silly thing to say.

Peasants have land.

[–] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Pretty sure they usually worked/lived on the land owned by lords, no?

[–] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That would be serf, right?

[–] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Serfs were a subset of peasants from what i understand https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peasant

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Peasant" was basically a farmer. Some peasants had land, many didn't. If you were a tenant farmer not only did you not own the land, in many cases the land owned you. In many cases you were born on the land and you "rented" it from the manor lord. That meant that you were allowed to grow crops on that land, but you owed the lord for letting you use his land. You'd pay that back with shares of your crop and/or labour on his crops. In return, he was responsible for defending you... but that meant he'd conscript you into his army and you'd fight the invaders.

If you didn't like that deal, too bad, if you were a villein you couldn't leave the land without the lord's permission. You weren't a slave exactly, but you weren't free to go find work elsewhere.

There were peasants who did own land, but it wasn't common. The equivalent today would be if you rented from a landlord, but you had to use a uber-jobs app that required you to do odd jobs for your landlord for free for 1-2 days a week.

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[–] SHBI7368@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

but i got an iphone, and it only took 100 payments of 9.99

[–] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Everything is so expensive these days."

Says the person rocking the newest iPhone Pro Max (they literally just use it for Facebook and Temu).

Finance is a beautifully elegant con.

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[–] AppleMist@feddit.uk 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Honestly oats are one of my favorite foods though, I have binge eaten massive quantities of them before. I think I may have been a horse in a former life.

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[–] Bristlecone@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey man overnight oats are delicious!

[–] incompetent@programming.dev 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm interested but know nothing about overnight oats. Are they special oats, or just the usual oats and it's about the cooking/prep?

[–] Tessellecta@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Throw some oatmeal in a bowl with milk (or water) and leave it overnight. Then throw in some fruit and other things to make it tasty. It is actually quite good and very quick.

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[–] inari@piefed.zip 23 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

OOP getting roasted in this thread by the oat gang (correctly so)

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Object Oriented Programming?

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[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I've lived in both a large house and a tiny apartment, and there is just something super appealing about living somewhere that you can understand at a glance.

The only thing I didn't like about tiny studio apartments was the inevitable lack of noise isolation.

Now, my dream is to live in a house that probably is just a little too big to qualify as "tiny," but the house is on a decent piece of land. Basically a nice cabin in the woods sort of house, but without the horror movie connotation.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's my dream too. The struggle is that I'd prefer not to homeschool the kids, and it's hard to find that sweet spot where you have that kind of space and are in a good school district.

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[–] Watermark710@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

When my wife and I got our first apartment, it was a tiny studio. 15'x12'. But, as our family grew, we needed more space to accommodate the kids. We currently have 13 people in our household, and we built another extension on our house to bring it to 14 bedrooms. Sometimes I miss the simplicity of that tiny studio. Being able to clean our entire living space in like 20 minutes was pretty great. But the tradeoff of having enough space to build a big family is worth it IMO. If my life had gone differently, and I was just a single dude, or if my wife and I had decided to go the DINK route, I'd be fine in a tiny home.

But it was really nice being able to open my home to my niece when my sister went to prison and my niece had nowhere to go. When my oldest son's marriage imploded and he needed to move back home (with his kids in tow), it was nice to have the space to host them. I try to always have an empty room in case someone I love is in a bad situation. Couldn't really do that in a tiny home.

I also host most big family events, like Thanksgiving, Christmas, 4th of July and whatnot. I have a HUGE extended family, and we generally have ~50 guests in addition to our own household. Trying to host 50 guests in a tiny home would be impossible. Trying to cook enough food in a tiny kitchen would be an insane endeavor. Not to mention the idea of all those people trying to share one tiny bathroom.

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[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Smaller houses or apartments are actually great. Not like shed sized but 500-1000 sqft units are great for singles or couples on a budget. I've met a lot of retirees that downsize as well.

[–] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I want a tiny house because I don't have the time, energy or interest to care for a big house. Give me an adequately sized indoor space and a big garden

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A lack of land is their defining trait, yes.

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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I built and lived in a tiny home for 7 years. 330 sq/feet. I gutted and converted a 1952 Spartan Imperial Mansion. Put in hardwood floors, a bathroom with clawfoot and bidet, a full-sized bed, a pull-out guest bed... I had a full kitchen and fridge, and enough storage for food, guitars, and other things.

I chopped firewood every day because I heated my place with it in the winter via hardwood stove.

I miss a lot about that lifestyle. What I don't miss was the isolation.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 6 points 3 weeks ago

Oh my. What a winner!!!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

That looks serene. I like it a lot!

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

and? i love me some gruel. get some cinnamon, a little bit of coffee, some weed and some hatred, that's a good breakfast there

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[–] SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Overnight oats are fine. The tiny home shit gets to me.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a tiny home dweller. It helps to be a small-statured nimble foldable person who never outgrew the thrill of having sleepovers in a fort, which I am. Now imagine the added thrill of having no mortgage, no rent, no utilities payments, debt-free, every dime I earn is mine to keep & spend as I wish, it's all pretty great.

[–] SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

That's awesome if it works for you, especially if it's your choice. I'm sure the stature helps tremendously.

What I don't like is single families competing with corporations for homes and driving the prices up to unaffordable levels, and then being fed all these videos about how we should cram ourselves into smaller and smaller boxes just so we could keep a buck we earn.

It's the same principle with buying a house. Once you own, your savings increases. Except I have a full sized washer and dryer with more leg room.

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[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Brother, may i have some oats?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 10 points 3 weeks ago

I'd be pissed if I didn't like gruel and living in tiny spaces.

[–] mursejoy@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I am a daily oatmeal breakfast guy. It’s great for you and affordable. Definitely better for you than the egg, bacon, and pan fried potatoes. To each their own though, I would call people who eat oats peasants though lol

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Overnight oats slap. I make mine with oat milk, which is an exciting meta. A bit of cinnamon sugar and vanilla sugar, some honey in the morning.

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[–] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

DO NOT call my overnight oats gruel. I make mine with brotein shakes and they fucking rule.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

I identify with one-third of those things.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 6 points 3 weeks ago

That pfp is incredible

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