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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago

This just goes to show how stupid this idiot is ... building a bunker on a Hawaiian island? ... no better way to make yourself a target than to build your shelter in the middle of the ocean surrounded by nothing. ... and even if no one goes after you ... you would still have nothing.

It's like the "Love, Death & Robots" episode 'Three Robots: Exit Strategies" - Season 3 Episode 1

Robot 1: The people who built the seasteads were mostly tech millionaires.
Robot 2: What exactly is a tech millionaire? It's a lot like a regular millionaire, but with a hoodie and crippling social anxiety.
Robot 3: That wasn't helpful at all.
Robot 2: Just like a tech millionaire.
Robot 1: These humans thought technology would save them, so they left behind any humans with the practical skills to run the place.
Robot 1: Instead, they trusted everything to automated assistants.

[–] violentfart@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Like roaches, they’ll spread and take over everything if allowed.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Need to be exterminated kill the whole colony leave nothing alive

[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Be a shame if Hawaii used imminent domain to take back all the land he stole

[–] grue@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] vatlark@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

It does not seem imminent

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago
[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Preferably imminently eminent.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Eminent domain, imminently.

[–] ghost9@piefed.social 0 points 3 months ago

Also that but it needs to happen now.

[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 months ago

Should show him the same aloha as monk seal guy.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

I hope he dies in my lifetime so I can dance on his death day. Fucking evil billionaires.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We keep seeing shit like this, as soon as you get too rich, you get paranoid and start living in fear.

Here is a top tip for people who are wealthy, yet not obscenely so, why not distribute some wealth among your employees instead?

Since vast amounts of money makes you paranoid, this would make you sleep better and have a better health in general.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 0 points 3 months ago

But then you would have less power over them

[–] el_twitto@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Be a shame if he didn't love long enough to use it.

[–] Mike_The_TV@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Does anyone know some concrete guys interested in filling in some vents and tunnels?