this post was submitted on 08 May 2026
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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

"stroking your cock with a folded up pancake" are you trying to hit a word count or something? just call it "flapjacking" like everyone else

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

With maple syrup

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No, that's the look you get when you use table syrup. Also known as telephone pole syrup.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Only the blood of the forest is suitable for consumption

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Sirop de potaux

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus 2 points 2 weeks ago

CÂLICE DE TABARNAK

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you really need to go dry, at least use a waffle.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Ribbed for pleasure

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

What in the wide world of fuck did I just read?

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago

Instructions unclear. How do I get syrup off feathers?

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] anonfopyapper@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ai upscaled or generated probably.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago