Nitrates bad for people, and all life. Processed food bad. Plus they put pfas on the packaging touching the food, why? Because fuck you (me too) that's why.

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is why he is theif

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 months ago

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Who stole half that kitty’s hot dog?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She cannot be the hot dog thief because she's a cat, not a dog. The defense rests.

[–] islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Smol Goodman, attorney at law

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

I'm sure you mean she liberated that hot dog.

[–] determinist@kbin.earth 6 points 2 months ago

hot dog returner

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

Circumstantial evidence, motion to dismiss.

[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

They could not have done it. This cat was definitely with me, on my couch napping like a cute little fuzzy-wuzzy-snuggle-bunny when the hotdog went missing.

[–] PositiveNoise@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

You can tell by the way the photo looks that The Doggie ran up and shoved half a hot dog into Innocent Nice Kitty 's mouth.

[–] FiveTimbers@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Goddammit Donut!

[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Literally my first thought was, ‘did Donut have a magical hot dog in the books?’

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

What this? I have a lip growth...is it noticeable? you feel bad now?

[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 3 points 1 month ago

Named Lorena?

[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Unless she stole that directly out of somebody’s mouth, I’m thinking it was fair game.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I saw nothing.