That would 100% be me if I could teleport, lol
this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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I think it’s anyone in Nevada, teleportation powers or not
"Well at least it's better than Delaware."
...
"...goddammit."
if there's no countdown I don't see any problems.
if there is one or it pumps my energy, yeah... but not so different as now
Honestly that's way better than getting off the couch and using my feet.
POOF Utah. Me: "uhhh" POOF Couch. Me: "oh right..." Saves stranded hikers Poof couch. Me: "God damnit, I forgot jello"
Was that a subtle jello belt joke for Utah? If so, kudos my guy
My husband said: how do you think this will be for the people around the person with ADHD who can teleport? One moment you're talking with them, the other moment they're gone 😂
Yeah I can imagine how it must shift your thoughts when you have to walk into the bathroom three times before you remember you need a Q tip.
Incorrect. I teleport in get credit gamble and then vanish… Doesn’t matter where I am. Just have to find a new place with casinos every few months.
Area 51
Probably worse if you're manic depressive. One day you step outside as you realize you just left a casino and not you owe $100k to a loan shark named Crowbar, after the way he likes to break knees.