Linux shell also has... a thing going on.
touch
top
mount
man
fsck
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unzip
root
--force
--verbose is for when you want dirty talk
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That feeling when your code compiles after a long session of refactoring
Oh, I KISS all the time!
Keep It Stupid. Simple!
It goes WAY back.
The Apollo Guidance Computer software had a routine called KISSING. ...about LM-CM docking, of course.
You saw the opening scene of Apollo 13 and thought only the astronauts used horny references in regards to the docking? Think again! So did the programmers.
Zip, unzip it.
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it,...
cherry-pick the tip
git reset --hard HEAD
and on and on
Docker...
We're good with technology, so we're VERY easily able to find our EXACT preferred porn for our EXACT fetishes. That snowballs.
Also, forget ALT-TAB. We Linux users LOVE having keyboard shortcuts for completely different desktops... for reasons.
Master/slave
there are so many links that i've clicked expecting to be horny that turned out to be IT server stuff >:|
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Construction is like this too.
Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”
Edit, nailing studs.
"Get me some oil so I can tap this tight hole. You're going to need to screw it hard, and then drop a double nut on it. Make sure to keep your bush clean, or you can try sticking your finger in and twisting it around, otherwise you'll never get this hard shaft into it. And remember: if it's walking funny when you drill, try putting the tip between a pair of nuts."
Maybe a bit more machining, but it's not even a stretch to make it sound absolutely terrible. Those are all even pretty reasonable statements in context (if you know zero slang), not just isolated words.
Had any "Full penetration butt welds" lately?
I love telling people who aren't from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot
That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there
how do you know someone's from Cincinnati?
Don't worry, they'll tell you
I'll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati
I cannot disagree. You guys need the tautology award for tautology award winners.
Some men are born great
Some men achieve greatness
... and some are from Ohio
Political slogan from the 1840's Presidential campaign ("Tippacanoe and Tyler too!")
No touch?
No touch only cat
Do not the cat
haha forking processes and killing children
wait
Daemon spawning mmm
Remove child from parent using fork
:)
Oh my god I'm sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You're just so pretty...
I dumped my core so fast ...
Unzip. Finger. Fsck. Sleep.
I think there are 4 reasons:
- Most people are very horny
- It people are very online
- A lot of it people are obsessive with it, consequently easily identifiable as such.
- Other professions aren't as identifiable, or online.
Software, firmware, and hardware.
Today i realized, that firmware is just the between-step of soft and hardware.
touch grass
you cannot create art if you aren't horny.
Isn't Morrissey asexual?
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