Ok but can we stop this 'showing a picture of a young woman as a metaphor for a thing I want'?
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Would you prefer a young man? Or at least a young looking man?

No
A young ice cream sandwich?
Yes
As an older ice cream sandwich, I am appalled
You’re still wanted 🤤
How about both?
Attention everyone, please do everything that this one wants because they are the most special little snowflake and everyone should tiptoe around them. Thank you for your attention to the matter.
Attention everyone, please do everything that this one wants because they are the most special little snowflake and everyone should tiptoe around them. Thank you for your attention to the matter.
snowflake
😂🤣😂
The performative left.
And this is....? X Factor or something?
I did the quitting my job part a few months ago. I keep edging on the disappearing part but it's getting really tempting lately.