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[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ok but can we stop this 'showing a picture of a young woman as a metaphor for a thing I want'?

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Would you prefer a young man? Or at least a young looking man?

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A young ice cream sandwich?

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As an older ice cream sandwich, I am appalled

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago

You’re still wanted 🤤

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

How about both?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Attention everyone, please do everything that this one wants because they are the most special little snowflake and everyone should tiptoe around them. Thank you for your attention to the matter.

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world -2 points 2 months ago

Attention everyone, please do everything that this one wants because they are the most special little snowflake and everyone should tiptoe around them. Thank you for your attention to the matter.

snowflake

😂🤣😂

[–] MrSmith@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The performative left.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 0 points 2 months ago

And this is....? X Factor or something?

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago

I did the quitting my job part a few months ago. I keep edging on the disappearing part but it's getting really tempting lately.