I guy I know picked up an aussie chick at the bar. Later, she apparently told him "I'm on a bleeder mate. You'll have to chuck it up me dumper."
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what good is a sword if it never tastes blood?
In der Regel hatten die Wikinger rote Bärte.
The bigger ones get dragged through the mud.
That's how you know she's classy.
Yanks doing this shit is just so cringy
Thank you
*slaps nuts
Take a bow.
Imagine I just repeated that back to you in a really bad and exaggerated cockney accent, and adding afterwards "guvna!"
It's a top ten awr narr moment for us too, don't worry.
It’s all they have, as their entire society is so easily mockable. Give them a little pity.
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Actually hotter than any generic american english fake-sounding line.
I read that as geriatric and instantly got a boner.
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innit?
But have you ever actually eaten it? I'm going to say no because you wouldn't be throwing shade otherwise.
It looks exactly like most Indian food, brown goo is nice.
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Instant finish.
I'm not seeing a problem here.
Nice try but sex isn't real blud.
In her usual U.S. Pacific North-West accent: "I... don't know where that came from."
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Bloody 'ell sis, your snatch is sound as a pound and your tits are soft as bubble and squeak!
how's 'e commentin' on 'er minge if he's doin' 'er in the bum?
Finger inner innit
I’m not into anal, but "in me arse" actually sounds hot on a word level.
I wonder if that's what Beyoncé really meant when she was going on about putting a ring on it
Anyway ahe's a keeper
I say, would you mind terribly if I asked you to deposit your vital essence deep inside one's bung? I think it would be rather a lark!
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Innit.
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
Tiocfaidh ár lá !
Ach ní inniu é.
Well as a gentleman that is when one must arrive. 🧐
Me voa tragar un par de pepas sin receta
para durar toda la noche dandote por las guaretas!
Yo se que tu quiere que yo coseche
frijoles en salsa de leche.
"Uiyi Guaye" -- Calle 13
Whomever can translate that slang riddle verse will appreciate the last sentence and how it relates to spunking deep in a bean loving arse.
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