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[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Back when i was 16 I was hoping I'd see the day when the triple zipper became a reality. I never gave up hope. Here we are today. At long last. Take my money.

My and my best bro's pants will never be unteathered. Just like our brohood.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Ithi@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If only there was an article that told us what this would help with.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a large penis thing. If you know, you know.

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

One with a video showing a bunch of neat things you can do with it you say !

[–] mech@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You don't even need regular zippers.
It's perfectly possible to survive without them.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

it's so you can get both balls caught in the zipper at the same time! I'm not sure though as I didn't read the article

[–] thestrike@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Super cool watch the video

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The practical usess were pretty mind-blowing.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They were neat to loook at but not very impressive in practical terms. So you can take 3 semi-floppy coiled things and turn them into one semi-rigid thing. But only one of them can be attached to something, or the actuator won’t be able to move.

The tent application is the closest one to something practical and the tent was not very rigid, nor was there any real advantage to it over conventional methods.

🤷‍♂️

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True, but just to use them for things like adjustable legs - even as just a proof-of-concept was really cool.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yes that was involved and they executed it well.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

Missed opportunity to spell smile

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Jiaji also notes that some applications remain unexplored, like space exploration, wherein Y-zipper's tentacles could be built into a spacecraft to grab nearby rock samples.

WTF am I even reading?

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like the actuators. Industry already uses zipper drives for some applications but the ability for actuator to have a preset curve could be pretty useful.

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

A compact'ish long travel, mostly strong at pulling, linear actuator could probably find some use.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

This could only happen in the gravity of a flat earth. /s

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Like how the tent still has a regular zipper to get in and out for the practicality that you will piss yourself if you have to take time to unzip à tent flap.

[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 month ago

Coolest thing ever

[–] hark@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The robot with the legs that can be extended or packed into compartments (shown at 2:34 in the video) is really cool!

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 1 month ago
[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 0 points 1 month ago

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