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Never seen cinnamon pudding beforr but it wouldn't be very difficult to make

Whipped seafoam and cattail mousse.

y'all're going about this all wrong, trying to come up with things that sound gross. the real strategy is to describe something you wish existed but doesn't. then if someone points out that it does, you "lose" by finding out about a food you would really like but were unaware of.

anyway, mine is coffee chocolate chip walnut ice cream (even though apparently op says new ice cream flavors don't count). so if anyone knows where I can buy coffee chocolate chip walnut ice cream, come own me so hard, I'll be devastated

Chocolate Epstein files

Bitter Boys. Think Sour Patch kids, but instead of being coated in sour powder, it's extreme bitterness.

De-tangled cotton candy. Just a single razor thin thread of sugar like a mile long.

I could go for some mint chocolate syrup poured over vanilla ice cream. That would slap. Please make me lose.

Honey butter aerogel with suspended almonds and pistachios in a dark chocolate cone.

Nice try, Slugworth...

Healthy chocolate pudding!

Stir-fry flavoured ice cream.

Phase-Order Candy Prism.

Picture a small edible prism made of ultra-thin layers of sugar glass and gelatinized starch, but the trick is in the internal structure of each layer contains flavor “micro-reservoirs” embedded in lipid membranes tuned to dissolve at different osmotic thresholds, not time.

I'm thinking a puff pastry roll filled with a minty sweet creamy filling and chocolate chips. That shit would be bomb, tell me it exists already so I can get some!

sulfur hexafluoride poprocks.

There's a good chance they'll still pop and sizzle a little bit, but the gas they release will cause your voice to lower.

Personal sized pie crust, with one scoop of vanilla ice cream. Take one tablespoon of low-sodium soy sauce, and mix in brown sugar until saturated. Drizzle the resulting syrup over the ice cream. Don't know what to call it, but I'd try it.

Chocolate-coated tacks.

Nice try, Wonka

I'm gonna shred some vegan chocolate and put it with tomato sauce on a lightly toasted flat dough, then stick it in the oven. Pizza with chocolate instead of cheese.

I'm thinking of something like an asthma inhaler, but you don't inhale and instead of medicine being ejected when activated a fine powder of concentrated flavor comes out. The powder flavors your saliva for a few seconds to a minute. And, since rumor has it that 50% of taste is smell, it a complimentary scent will also be exposed when activating.

Tasty flavor treat with minimal or possible even 0 calories.

Candy that smells like the house I grew up in specifically. Totally possible, but guaranteed not to exist. (Especially because there would almost certainly be no market for it, even including me)

cum flavored taffy

This is based off a candy in a book, that I can't tell if has ever been made:

Under its tamarind glaze, luscious pepsin-flavored nougat, chock-full of tangy candied cubeb berries, and a chewy camphor-gum center.

Silk worm cotton candy. Infuse the silk with sugar and flavors. Roll it into a ball and shove a stick in it.