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[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 98 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
>be a sickly little peasant
>designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth
>they pay me pennies
>musket ball goes through my chest
>imgonnafuckingdie.pcx
>a stranger grabs the letter I'm clutching in my hand
>tell them my dying wish is that they read it to me so I would know I died for something important
>they open the envelope and show it to me
>it's fucking loss.jpg
[–] cravl@slrpnk.net 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

+1 for fricking .pcx, gee wizzacles.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

🥰

PS: damn, am I that old?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 72 points 4 months ago

"It has too many layers for me to describe in full right now, but if I cut to the core of it, it will surely make you cry."

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 46 points 4 months ago

Life has layers

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world 43 points 4 months ago

You are carrying that which helps the advancement of both science and horticulture.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Shrek is love Shrek is life

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"Sorry. I can't read this without a TOR browser".

On an aside, the original was a long ass sentence!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

a long unpunctuated ass sentence

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

zeropunctuation

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

An ass-sentence that long must have been inspired by quite the view

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

America's finest news source

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

The letter that ended the (info) war

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 21 points 4 months ago

"The work is mysterious and important."

[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 21 points 4 months ago

The message is encrypted, there are many layers

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 8 points 4 months ago

"it's a picture of a cock and balls, my friend. You have done well. Rest now."

[–] Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 months ago

Is this some kind of reference to the “survivability onion”

[–] thecaptaintrout@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago

Real answer. "It's in code"

Joke answer "we are expecting alli(um)s"

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

ok dr lecter

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 4 months ago

It says "just keep looking at the flowers."