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You know those little shots of creamer they serve at the diner? (Intergalactic House of Pancakes, in this case).

Half-and-halves? Half-and-halfs?

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[โ€“] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The contents are innumerable. This is like asking what the plural of water is. The container, however, is numerable. You already answered your own question "little shots of creamer". You enumerated the containers: "shots"

[โ€“] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you sat at a table, and wanted water for each person, you would ask for "waters". The container is implied.

[โ€“] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, the orders themselves are numerable. "How many orders of water do you want?" That you colloquially shorten it to "waters" is irrelevant. Even if you needed to order by volume, you would ask for UNITs (liter, gallon, barrel, etc.) of water.

[โ€“] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You also colloquially shorten it to half and halfs.

[โ€“] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

I'll half what she's half-and-halfing

[โ€“] Nemo@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's already plural, like pants.

[โ€“] Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 week ago

And by that, I'm changing to pantaloonae.

[โ€“] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 4 points 1 week ago

In a restaurant setting, creamers.

[โ€“] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Always said Half n Half.

'Get a case of half n half'

Like moose, deer, sheep, etc..... the plural is also a singular

[โ€“] MrWrinkles@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This was my guess, but I vaguely recall esoteric grammar for compound words? I am struggling for another example. Johnnies-come-lately?

[โ€“] DampSquid@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Like Govenors General

[โ€“] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 1 points 1 week ago

Johnny comes lately?

....wait

[โ€“] sorghum@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

More half and half

Half ands half.

[โ€“] hexagonwin@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] MrWrinkles@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago

Found it in Wiktionary, thanks! Bookmarking that.

[โ€“] elvith@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

half-and-half = 0.5 + 0.5 = 1
two half-and-half(s) = (0.5 + 0.5) ร— 2 = 1 ร— 2 = 2
three half-and-half(s) = (0.5 + 0.5) ร— 3 = 1 ร— 2 = 3
...

[โ€“] BlueEther@no.lastname.nz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] elvith@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Argh, I meant + and then did a copy and paste error

It's half AND half, not half TIMES half after all

[โ€“] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 week ago

Half-and-halfae.

About the 3rd or 4th I came up with.

I'm sticking with that.

Half-and-halfae.