this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2026
1 points (100.0% liked)

Melbourne

2513 readers
23 users here now

This community is a place created for the people of Melbourne and Victoria. We are a positive, welcoming and inclusive community. We might not agree about everything, but we always strive to stay civil and respectful.

The focus of our discussions is based around things that affect Victoria, but we are also free to discuss our local perspective on wider issues. Or head to the regular Daily Random Discussion thread to talk about anything.

Full Community Guidelines

Ongoing discussions, FAQs & Resources (still under construction)

Adoption Certificate for Nellie, the Daily Thread numbat (with thanks to @Catfish)

Feedback & Suggestions

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago

Played some Dirt Rally 2.0 last night and god damn it I think it's going to turn me into a simrig guy. Maybe I'll get one when I retire

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The cats request Triceratops steak, Lego style

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago

๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Some toasty hot crumpets with butter and jam and a cup of tea please chef

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ”จโ˜•๏ธ

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Can I please get two hardboiled eggs -- but make it so instead of egg inside the shell it's actually a surprise food that somehow ended up in there

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago

I've actually made this! Two colours of marzipan to make a fake egg. Medieval thing, fun but a serious pain to do.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฉป
๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Letโ€™s make the Austrians scream. Schnitzel with noodles, bitte

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago

Kangaroo schnitzel I hope?

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago

๐Ÿ…๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ—๐Ÿœ

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Probably time to go to bed

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

same ,

just need a few more hours

I've been up since 4.30

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago

Awake since about 12. Gave up at 3, it will be a day

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago

Pinch punch first day of the month! Slip slap can't do it back!

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sky pretty, and I'm pretty annoyed that I'm awake to see it.

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago

Very pretty. I was not annoyed because I and awake but it's a holiday!!! Wootwoot no work til Tuesday ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Went for a small walk around the block, and passed the tradies building new apartments around the corner. Got a "good day miss" and hard hats being tipped in my direction :3 no cat calls or sexual remarks, just good wholesome flirts lol. Lovely bunch of men, feeling quite chuffed lol

Chuffed my partner too, he's just like "hehehe I'm dating a hottie" ๐Ÿ˜‚

Kinda needed the mood boost, I've been so desperately depressed lately

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago

Better than what I get. Just coinslots, yelling, eye of the tiger on repeat and angle grinding rebar at 7am.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Soz but your partner is dating such a hottie, I mean, have you seen yourself?!

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago

As soon as little dog opened his peepers I ripped his blankets away for a wash. Poor thing is outside sunbaking, doesn't realise he will also get a wash. Stinky little bastard.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Heading down the beach for another breather.

Got ol' girl from 42kg to 45 after that silly japan trip hunger strike. Moving away (at least slowly) from intervention for now. That was close though. Still one emergency away from a serious problem.

I've had to lie about what I'm putting in to food (basically doubling down on protein / ensure). When you say what you've done down the sink... Don't say anything.. "oh this is the best one yet". Mind boggles.

I've given up with gentle suggestion doesn't work too frustrating.

Was blamed last night for that weight loss, half a world away. That can get in the fkn bin.

So heading down, gonna start the chilli ferment which I'll bring some to the next DT gathering (if I'm invited, that vodka doesn't drink itself).

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

one time when my MIL complained about my cooking saying she couldn't eat it I got up, made a quick omelette then took her dinner away out of her hands, gave her the omelette

she was shocked and annoyed, annoyed I took her fun away

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The more i learn about MILs the more I'm happy about not having one lol.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago

the MIL is not the problem ๐Ÿคจ it's the people who never stand up to her and stand up for others

and bad ones are rare , most people are good and kind

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago

Youโ€™re doing so well dude. Itโ€™s a shame the Kalteen bars from Mean Girls arenโ€™t real.

I just thought of finding soft easy to chew protein bars (if they exist) and giving them to her as if they were biscuits or mini slices. Caloriemate biscuits are kind of hard and were very similar to normal shortbread but maybe if she dunked them. Adding peanut butter and mayonnaise to things are game changers. Maybe a dollop of cream to garnish the soup, a squirt of whipped cream or spray cheese on top of whatever else.

Also an antidepressant might stimulate her appetite and help her hold onto her weight without it being so hard on you. If she can be convinced to take it or it can go in her coffee drink. (Unethical I know)

Take care of yourself too and take breaks. The effort must be monumental.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Was blamed last night for that weight loss, half a world away.

I'm sorry what by who and where are we throwing hands?!

load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago (4 children)

My fruit and veg box this month has pomegranites! Now I just have to figure out what to do with them...

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago

I make loaded hummus with them. She doesn't include them here but in her book she does. Absolutely delicious.

https://www.themediterraneandish.com/layered-hummus-dip-recipe/

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago

Salad toppers, dessert toppers, or preserve the juice with citric acid and sugar to make your own grenadine. Use juice to flavour fish or chicken after cooking. Add juice to cake icing for pink colour and nice tangy taste. Juice makes VERY nice turkish delight. 1001 household uses. See YT for how to peel. I use the hexagon method and it works very well with little wastage.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago

delicious as part of a marinade for roast chicken

keep a few aside to sprinkle on top of the rice

Try some on a pizza

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago

just listening to some Hamlet while I do some hand sewing

those poor children ๐Ÿ™

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I need this weekend so, so much

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Who else is drinking beer in the nude?

Cheers ๐Ÿบ

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Well I won't be in the nude... But you know what, in your honor I'll strip for my first sip ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿคณ

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Thankfully no toilet or gym equipment in that selfie

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've heard they get a tad upset on a cruise ship if you wander up to the bar nude, so I'm playing it safe. Cheersin' you all the same!

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

That depends on which cruise ship you are on

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

That would be one way to get sent home from work.

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm hungry. Do I get something out of the freezer or do I fish n chups? Or possibly pizza. Am all out of fux rn.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

pizza, enough for brekkie and lunch too

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

curry laksa for dinner

I'm pretty tired tho so it better do for the next two nights

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm a little bit of the world away but still want you all to know that I adore you for exactly who you are and what you bring to not just the world but also this lovely space. Yay!!

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Love you too and all the DTers. ๐Ÿ˜˜

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

I've made some plans to deal with my oversupply of tomatoes. I'll make some bruchetta mix with the ripe tomatoes and a salsa verde with the green tomatoes. I've made the bruchetta mix before, it's basically tomatoes pickled in wine & vinegar, it also works well with toast & eggs for breakfast, and mixes nicely with mushrooms too.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

good night everyone, sweet dreams ๐Ÿ˜˜

load more comments
view more: next โ€บ