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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I lucked out on a really nice pair of scissors at the thrift store. Full Metal Scissors. No packaging stands a chance.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

no packaging stands up to the tin snips

edit also my cat says fdrcddddddddddddddddd

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Always a good pair of pull apart and easy to clean scissors in the kitchen second drawer. Pull apart means they act like a good enough box cutter for packages too.

[–] Crystalbound@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Makes me feel like a weak little bitch when I cant get my bag of lucky charms open 😭