If there were allegations of alcoholism against me I might try to avoid having pictures like this taken.
this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2026
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We've purposely trained him wrong... As a joke
/s just in case
Unless Alcohol gives you extra finger joints, I don't think it's a real picture.
Plus his eyes are waaay too focused
Patron and Jack? You'd expect top shelf stuff at the Whitehouse, but then you just have to look at who is in office...
It wasnt at the White house
it's only because they have an abundance of swampass water because Canada refuses to buyt that trash anymore. it's literally worthless junk they have to get rid of
Patron is shitty, but Jack is a solid if very basic whiskey.
This is the situation where Ka$h's independent eyeballs become his super power. While everyone was running around in a panic, Ka$h could keep an eye on both of the open bars at all times.
At the end, he was relieved to say that the bars were fully unharmed. He's not sure what happened to anyone else.
You've heard of natural selection, now it's time for bar selection
Don't let Kegseth hear you!
Somebody help, they shot charlie kirk a second time
Hey man, nice shot.
Oh look, the one moment where he doesn’t have “I HAVE SEEN HELL” eyes.
That's cocaine and amphetamines to wake him up after mixing cocaine and alcohol.
Lol the real pictures of him just sitting around texting and calling people on his personal phone are crazy. Dude is less useful to the FBI than a paperweight.