Poor tumour, being afflicted with a malignant Netanyahu.
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That cancer is Hamas!
Cancer is ANTI SEMETIC NOW!
-The BBC!
You mean the BiBiC
Thoughts and prayers for the cancer.
zionism is a pro-state cancer lmao
Gottem
Hmm, weird. I never thought I'd be rooting for the cancer, but here we are.
New research shows his particular form can be treated with a bulldozer.
Early stage is usually nothing, he’s old but prostate cancer usually takes like a decade to be serious. Shame it ain’t pancreatic.
Yeah. Prostate cancer is incredibly common and treatable.
When you're 80 the thing is the size of a tennis ball so it's easy to find.
There are types that can metastasize very quickly (small-cell carcinoma, for instance). Fuck Netanyahu. He can rot. But you blokes out there of relevant age/family history, don't be complacent about getting tested. It's typically just a blood test to initially find out how things are going. Dr Fingerpound often doesn't even make an appearance.
Good post, I’m such a man and didn’t mean to minimize that
Hopefully he will not get medical help next time.
Oh no, it's metastasized! I really hope they can remove Netanyahu from the Tumor. They didn't deserve that.
they got it wrong and removed the benign tumour unfortunately
Plot twist. He is the cancer.
These news stories never seem to bring results. He's got enough money to make the US his lapdog, maybe the rich just have better medical treatment.
Man doing PR for prostate cancer now
A cancer in bones or guts are probably more desirable.
Correction, that was a benign tumour.
Has anyone actually seen him in the last 3 weeks? Every video they post has some artifact pointing towards AI. Has there been video of him meeting with someone we can verify?
He was all over TV the other day, joining the crowds to attend the ridiculous Nakba day propaganda ceremony. I have no doubts he's been in just fine health lately, and if anything he's been playing up how unwell he is to get out of court dates over and over again for months. The other big reason for his recent disappearance from public view is the likelihood of his beach house getting another knock on the door from a Shahed, maybe luckier this time.
His balls grows every time he authorizes attacks on Palestinians, so it's hard to tell how big it is, but it's bound to grow tumor of some sort eventually