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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 76 points 2 weeks ago

Truly empathetic and understanding

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Humble NEET is not problematic.

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago (8 children)
[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not in Employment, Education or Training

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In case anyone is wondering, this is the real answer.

[–] Orygin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Nice try, I prefer the elephant one

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

I am a self funded NEET

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not in Education, Employment, or Training

[–] imjustmsk@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

lmao, NEET is also like a really popular entrance examination in india that parents coaches and sent their kids to write so eventually they will become doctors

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago

ah, that really makes sense

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago

Not Everyone Eats Tendies.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It means they are a burden on everyone around them on purpose.

[–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (15 children)

A lot of them are depressed, autistic or have a visible disability. It's really hard for them to find a job, especially in this economy. Many of them don't receive the support they need because they're adults. I don't think NEETs like being NEETs. So your statement is pretty ableist considering the reality of people. It reeks of "most homeless people can't be helped because they choose to be that way".

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not necessarily on purpose or being a burden on anyone. Last year I spent quite a while as a NEET living off my savings while job hunting. Yes it's generally tied to those who are voluntarily unemployed without savings or responsibilities, but that's just among those taking pride or joking about it. It's just an economic category, and it's one that I and many others fear we may be forced into in the near future.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

that isn't what a neet is dude.

you were just normal unemployed. lots of people are unemployed for long periods of time while actively looking for a new job, or take on temp/part time work in lieu of full time salaried employment.

NEET is people who actively do not pursue employment, aren't in school, and who refuse to work at all. Most often they are just young people who are totally dependent on their families/parents. Sometimes they are just rich people who don't have to work and fuck around. Often they are socially isolated and don't have active social involvement with anyone.

My personal experience with NEETs is they often had well-off family who just let them fuck around for years because their parents had co-dependent personalities, or paranoid/controlling personalities, and hence they'd rather have their kid be NEET than independent of them.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

I am 60 and a NEET, have been so since I was 40 but I am a self funded NEET.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

NEET is people who actively do not pursue employment, aren’t in school, and who refuse to work at all. Most often they are just young people who are totally dependent on their families/parents. Sometimes they are just rich people who don’t have to work and fuck around. Often they are socially isolated and don’t have active social involvement with anyone.

NEET literally means "not in employment, education or training", it's just not usually used by people who are short-term unemployed, have a socially acceptable excuse (e.g. "housewife") or fit into other well-established categories like "homeless".

Most often they are just young people who are totally dependent on their families/parents.

Lots of NEETs are older. They might end up on the streets if they don't have a family that is able and willing to care for them, but homeless are still NEET (unless they are working while homeless, which is actually a thing). Homeless just aren't usually visible online.

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[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Don't know if it's necessarily on purpose. Some people lose their job or have to withdraw from schooling against their desires and spiral into depression. So burden, yes. On purpose, probably in the majority or more infamous cases, but far from always.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] massi1008@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Not in education or employment

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

I can't tell if this is a joke

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 45 points 1 week ago

Anon is fine now, but they will absolutely lose their shit when mom loses the house and they are forced to move into an abandoned hot dog.

[–] canniest_tod@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If I had to guess, it's probably because for a lot of people being a NEET is depressing state of being. No direction or control over your life and you're at the whims of whatever happens to your family, economically. People with nothing to look forward to tend to wig out over petty shit like one less tendie.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

society also thinks you're awful and shitty, so that doesn't help.

[–] canniest_tod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

True, there's no reason to have everyone working at the level of automation we've reached, but some people think it's the 1950s or something.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

(Joke is that she wanted her NEET son to get a job in the name of helping with finances and turn his life around)

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

A good life

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I remember when dad lost his job I started drinking water and stopped drinking pop.

Respect anon, respect.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

yeah, I stopped popping so i felt full and didn't need to eat.

The hard part is a having a mom who will make tendies for you, my parents used to take money out of my paycheck for themselves, ill be neet when im dead lol

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

Making due with yod dropping

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is “make due” a Canadian accent thing?

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

no. that phrase is used in USA and UK english. It's just not common.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

And it’s “make do", not "make due."

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

NEET of ten years, thats a ten year old right?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Ten year Olds go to school, which is the second E in NEET

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