Dating a woman with inverted nipples is like having biological endless bubble wrap. Stimulate them and they pop out.
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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Dwayne Johnson would have an even more impressive pec spectacle.
Uhhh...I think you meant to say, "pectacle".
Runners would love it.
imagine the sound of hundreds of runners clicking their nipples in just before a race.
What do you mean "what if?" You mean mine aren't supposed to do that?
Do you know where that image comes from?
It’s from a waterproof children’s book, but I don’t know which one. I recognize it from my childhood.
as someone else stated, it's The Rainbow Fish. it's a decent story about how sharing makes friends. my kid likes it.
what if nipples clicked
in and out like peens
what if peens said "splooooooiiiinkkkk" like a door-stopper
okay now you have to make that video and upload it to the hub. you are responsible for rule 34ing it into existence.
... they don't all do that/some of them don't do that???
😳
Mine do, just not as quickly.
Why is everyone clapping and clicking? The movie isnt over yet.
I have ADHD. I win either way.
Yeah, and what if they tasted like laffy taffy. That would be pretty cool imo
Jolly ranchers
Yesssss or like the orange Tootsie pops.
Ow, my teeth.
I don't know whether to upvote due to a classic reference or downvote because it's that one.
Jolly rancher is a reference?
Especially if you could take a bite and they'd just grow back like a Laffy Taffy dispenser.
My knee often doe this
I have known people with belly buttons that do. Actually, someone I dated had their nipples do that.
I laughed a lot at this..I am physically an adult. I am mentally an idiot.
Had a GF like that. They ran on wind chill factor.