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Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto (theonion.com)
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[–] Bunitonito@lemmy.world 57 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That cheeky guy either secured himself a hung jury or the top of the sentencing guidelines with that snark

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 60 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It got me until I saw the URL. That would be too good.

[–] Bunitonito@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I didn't even notice or even have a suspension of disbelief. Prosecution has so much stuff, may as well just do whatever lol

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Maybe try waiting. The Onion clearly has a time machine.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

/c/notnottheonion

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

This underlies an important risk in off-loading cognition to AI. People won't understand what they are doing if they trust it will get them what they want. Hurting themselves or others will be inevitable and they won't have realized their course of action would. Human contribution to the relationship with AI will be expressing desires and actioning on the steps the computer outputs. Everything in between will be an unnecessary to know, unknown.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Capitalism has already done that for over a century.

Greedy shitstains failing to understand the damage they cause.

[–] AAA@feddit.org 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yes but this tool (AI) is completely unprecedented. No other attempt reached that far, that quickly, and that not-second-guessed, into the daily lives of that many people.

And I think the greedy shitstains understand the damage they cause very well. Hooking up millions, making them completely dependable in your product, isn't an overseen problem, it's the goal.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 1 points 5 months ago

Eh... plastic and petrol have done it before.

[–] tryagain@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago

Risotto For My Family

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Damn, where was this? In lat and long?

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Looks like this is one strong onion.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Oh I have been had

[–] thecaptaintrout@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

C/atetheonion