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Edit to add: I also found someone who recorded a voice chat of the same thing. This isn't that someone uploaded a song, or that AI didn't actually process the file. These models really are this sycophantic:

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/JqvDLHshTtI

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, very atmospheric no doubt

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago

It's the same stuff if you ask it to help you master a foreign language in dialogue mode

  • Help me practicing English pronunciation"

  • Sure thing! Now say "travel"

  • *user just belches in the mic*

  • great job! You really aced the accent!

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Well, if it were my farts it nailed the "bedroom/DIY texture" portion of the assessment.

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Everyone knows that the only acceptable use of AI is makinh kung fu videos with cats.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I love that we are killing the earth for this

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

He lied, it was a single fart from him lasting 37 seconds. slow clap

[–] constantturtleaction@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The reality is that it is a next word prediction machine. There probably aren't any examples in the training data where people are writing music reviews on something that isn't music. It probably interprets the sound as best as it can as "music" (and the best it can do this is likely very bad in the first place), and then, since the prompt was about reviewing music, it uses next word prediction to write a music review, which of course turns out looking like a typical music review. It's not really interpreting the sound as "not music" especially since you told it it IS music.

[–] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

True, but the principle behind the post is the beauty here. When not using the API, it costs these companies an unsustainable amount of money to make their models listen to fart sounds. I don't use any AI myself, but I support anyone who wants to abuse the flat monthly subscription to make a company burn through money so that a plagiarism model can praise fart sounds.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 4 hours ago

Its in mp4, usually great for music and video, millions might enjoy listening to music such as the notes contained within this file.

Should I connect you with a music publisher for a quote? Should I publish to YouTube to monetize rights way...sorry right away?

[–] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 47 points 7 hours ago (6 children)

Oh fuck, this gives me the idea to (locally) train an ai on fart noises and tell it its a way of communication to learn

[–] Sisyphe@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Can you actually do this or are you speaking out of your ass?

[–] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Id have to look into it, but i am speaking out of my arse ( nice pun ) xD

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 hours ago

maybe you will uncover the secret language of your ass

[–] imjustmsk@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 hours ago

imagine farting in morse code to communicate with your computer.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Train it via text.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 1 points 4 hours ago

Putting the "science" in "computer science"

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago

The wetter the sound, the higher the praise!

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 40 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Quiet city montage... lol.

I'm old enough to remember an April Fools Day bit Adult Swim once did where every show just had consistent, random fart sounds including serious anime like Ghost in the Shell. I'm certain this LLM would approve of such a work of (f)art.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know if I'll ever find it again, but there's a "restored" version of that GiTS episode up on the internet archive. Someone took a bluray copy of the video and audio, and mixed in the relevant fart sounds from the audio of a VHS recording of the adult swim edit that was tracked down.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

Lol wow, talk about dedication

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 12 points 6 hours ago

The year they drew moustaches randomly on everyone was my favorite.

Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop had an epic one!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

Inserting random fart sounds into cartoons literally sounds like my dream job.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 60 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago

Bedroom "texture!?"

That wasn't just a fart. :(

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

for scatmen...

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 67 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

"Atmospheric" I mean, not any atmosphere I want to be in.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Morpheus:

You think that's air you're breathing?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Man, wow... Now there's a long lost memory.

Original was 25-26 years ago.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That's just the nature of being pals with a gas giant.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Some say Uranus isn't big enough to be a planet but I beg to differ.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 106 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

RLHF was a fundamental mistake. Human feedback almost always trains an AI to be sycophantic because humans in general are super easy to flatter.

We are building the perfect addiction machine, far more powerful than social media is, and it actively undermines the honesty of the system.

[–] plenipotentprotogod@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I find it interesting that almost all the beloved AI characters in sci-fi have personalities ranging from 'a little bit snarky' to 'raging asshole'. Given the tendency of media to influence to aesthetics of actual tech products that follow, ten years ago I would have predicted that an AI assistant would be given a personality along the lines of Cortana (Halo) or Jarvis (iron man). But somehow half a dozen companies in fierce competition with each other all decided that the right move was to go with more-sycophantic-c3p0.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Jarvis comes to mind, although I’m only familiar with it from early iron man movies, idk if they have it a better personality later

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Yeah... Don't know that it has much to do with what people want, but it does show what the billionaires controlling these projects respond well to

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I’m too nd to be able to accept or trust flattery.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 54 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

I kind of want to see a llm trained on nothing but people who hate being flattered and rather give death threats then accept ANY form of praise

The absolute unhinged result might be enough to finally show people that ai is in fact dumb as rocks.

[–] becausechemistry@piefed.social 43 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

My plan, if I’m ever forced to use it for work or whatever, is to have a Claude.md file that says stuff like

  • you are not my friend
  • you are not a person
  • you aren’t even a “you”
  • you are a weighted random number generator built with plagiarism
  • do not ever, EVER, pretend otherwise
[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 10 points 11 hours ago

Yeah in lechat it's just the direct or professional

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[–] Cellari@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago

"... but AI said my idea was really good!"

[–] Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 12 hours ago

I’m tired and read that last point as “feels like a fragrant interlude” at first

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