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Here at H&R Block, It’s Our Pleasure to Answer Your Questions About How We Funnel Your Tax Dollars Into the Gullet of the Great War Pig (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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“While H&R Block does not endorse the activities of the Great War Pig, we must feed Him.”

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Every advertisement from H&R Block and Turbotax is just a threat given they lobbied to make sure doing taxes was a pain in the ass.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately, unless I undertake significantly difficult action to escape the Great War Pig, if I don't feed Him then He will take even more of my money and likely more of my freedoms, at a faster rate than He might have otherwise.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 1 day ago

Very eldritch horror vibes to this.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

Can anyone stop The Pig?

Yes.