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Here at H&R Block, It’s Our Pleasure to Answer Your Questions About How We Funnel Your Tax Dollars Into the Gullet of the Great War Pig (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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“While H&R Block does not endorse the activities of the Great War Pig, we must feed Him.”

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 2 months ago

Very eldritch horror vibes to this.