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Here at H&R Block, It’s Our Pleasure to Answer Your Questions About How We Funnel Your Tax Dollars Into the Gullet of the Great War Pig (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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“While H&R Block does not endorse the activities of the Great War Pig, we must feed Him.”

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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

Unfortunately, unless I undertake significantly difficult action to escape the Great War Pig, if I don't feed Him then He will take even more of my money and likely more of my freedoms, at a faster rate than He might have otherwise.