I eat lunch with literally grease on my fingers.
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lmao, this whole comment section is hilarious. everyone knows you should only pee and poop in the shower. that way you never have to wash your hands! #WAFFLESTOMP
I strengthening my immune system
Your grammar took a hit.
Nah, just a bit of poop on my screen
"I'm" typically not the one to spell check but you got a problem with your eye there
Just pink eye
Totally came to say that. I rinse but don't use soap in some circumstances.
I usually do, but when I don't - because I didn't piss on them
Maybe not but you probably still peeled your dick off your sweaty balls.
Nah they still stuck together shower will get them
I love how a specific question was being asked and then you get downvotes for answering it.
The door handles and surfaces in public toilets are not clean either. It is not just your own piss that matters.
True, but you still touch the same handle after washing your hands
Yes that is an issue. Personally I avoid touching handles in public toilets without some tissue in my hand. I usually grab some on my way out.
I'm vegan. My poop is actually cleaner than the rest of the world
I like tagging the people that think they have a good reason for not washing their hands. It's fun seeing them in the wild.
Those men in here that clearly donβt wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.
Iβve never understood not wiping.
I have on occasion not washed my hands if the soap available is too harsh because I have incredibly sensitive skin, but I carry hand sanitizer for those times.
Exactly! If you don't wipe, you'll end up with piss droplets in your underwear.
and it fucking smells.
For the people that say their junk is clean from shower, do y'all not get swamp crotch like at all? Just stays clean and dry down there all day no matter what? Lucky bastards if so, but I find that highly unbelievable. And no errant droppage after going? Resheath and "oh no! Strays hit the ultra clean barrier!"?
do yβall not get swamp crotch like at all?
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lol sorry this just reminded me. Also, I wash my junk before sharing it
I have no idea what swamp crotch is. It is surely the expression of a tainted soul.
When it gets humid down there. You know, like a swamp. Also I think this same group of people need to learn how close their butthole is to the twig and berries. Every fart is blowing poo particles all over the cotton dungeon.
Because I believe my actions in the "third" act will more accurately define how much of a monster I truly am.
More precisely, why the fuck??
The people who don't wash their hands seem to believe that the only reason to wash is if they get pee on themselves.
I have to imagine they only bathe if they pee their pants or something.
They don't seem to have a problem with people touching their genitals or dirty surfaces and then immediatly handling other people's food, shaking hands, or sucking on their fingers.
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