this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 91 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

10/10 anon was in balding denial, & couldn't see it.

[–] agingelderly@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or thought the middle schooler crusty gel look was cool

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

I feel way too seen

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Could also be that they stopped focusing so much on themselves/their appearance and started living in the real world and people noticed.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Fake - he did not get compliments

Gay - "all that jazz"

[–] X@piefed.world 16 points 2 days ago

Anon doesn’t even mention 2-part epoxy, gorilla glue, or steel reinforced concrete. Anon isn’t even trying.