this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
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[–] Reyali@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I don’t love the “haha, women are hysterical” tone here, but also it’s a solid pun. So I say bravo to your shitpost. Anywhere else and it would not have been received well.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, it rides the line where you may have to explain why you're laughing in case some idiot sexist thinks you're one of them.

[–] Reyali@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Oh jeez, your comment reminded me of something.

My boyfriend used to tell the following joke: “Have you heard about the Mexican magician? He counted from uno to dos, then disappeared without a tres (trace).”

It definitely has a “had me in the first half” racist vibe, while not actually being problematic. Except one time he told it to someone who turned out to actually be an idiot racist. He was too stupid to understand the language pun, but heard “Mexican” in a joke and took it as an opening to tell some truly racist “jokes.”

I’ll sometimes tell the joke still by modifying it to “Spanish-speaking magician,” but I am very intentional about my audience after that experience.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world -3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Suck my dick through my jorts.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Didn't mean for it to be personal dude.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago

I laughed because the idea of actually saying this to someone is hilarious.

Hmm, better save it for an opportune time.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 1 week ago

It's just a dad joke. The appropriate response is to groan and roll your eyes.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world -4 points 1 week ago

I don't want it to be received well.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All right bro, that’s your one permitted shit take for the week. Gotta wait until after Sunday now.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago

Her: Please, don't get testie with me again.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What is up with all these puerile jokes lately? Lemmy is turning into a cafeteria table for preteen boys.

I was thinking about commenting on misogyny, but I'm not sure the people making these jokes are ready for tall-talk.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is a shitpost comunity, not the memes one. I think it is fine to post such content here. And don't speak for the whole Lemmy because of a few comunities.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One can make shitposts better than a Facebook boomer meme.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean if you insist I can start spamming minion memes.

[–] silver@das-eck.haus 5 points 1 week ago

I'm here for it

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That would be ideal

[–] Djehngo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This post seems merely borderline imo, but lemmy in general seems to be a lot more relaxed around misogyny than the progressive atmosphere would lead you to believe.

The silver lining is that while misogynistic posts get a positive balance of a few hundred upvotes; there are actually only a handful of people posting them.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's why you should block me. I love that a shitpost in this context is being compared to actual misogyny. Words and how you use them matter. You're bad, suck my dick through my jorts.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Puerile, takes me back to Latin class in high school. Something something puer pueri nomnative genative dative accusative ablative SIR. Big brain on you clearly, so well spoken. You realize this is an intentionally bad meme in a shitpost community right?

[–] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

seems like a normal human converstation i was just telling my gf, about my pancreas and that i fully posses it. on the other hand i dont seem to have any overies. she on the other hand has overies AND a pancreas

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

According to the app, my wife will be on her period in a couple of days and we both have already noticed the usual mood swings... I'm gonna find a way to squeeze this in a conversation. ✌️😅