To get back at Sesame Street for exposing his lies.
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
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a podcast by a man that sounds like a garbage disposal full of chicken bones. just what we need.
So he's writing his own deposition, which will be quoted from during his future criminal trial?
“Here’s what all those fat cats in Washington don’t want you to know!”
All those dumb fucks still act the same when they’re the fuckfaces running everything. Guess what, asshole: you are the establishment now.
Who the fuck wants to sit and listen to that voice in podcast form for hours on end?
Start with your own
Woah you can't steal a plot line from The Boys. Unoriginal
Had to double check this wasnt Not Not the Onion
If he's so sure that he can "expose" these "lies" he knows so much about, why doesn't he publish something that, you know, actually proves using research and actual science other than him going on a monologue about how he thinks he can actually compare apples to oranges?
I should not listen to this but I kinda feel its going to be really funny.
Does he know he can just call a press conference basically whenever as HHS secretary? Cabinet members don’t have to launch podcasts, they can just say stuff over a podium and actual professionals will make a bunch of podcasts for them out of the audio.
Lara Trump, Katie Miller, RFK, the Trumpy boys, etc.
All while CBS and other organizations are being taken over by Trump's stooges.
They want to be the media.
Yeah but this way he can profit more from the same words.
Podcasts also have a very intimate quality that creates connection and credibility in its listeners, that’s why the medium creates cult like followings. Shit it’s basically the same gimmick as FDRs fire side chats
A cosy fire, and the dulcet tones of RFK jr.
I just shivered in disgust, well done
I hope he never clues-in that he could do-so!
He may simply be too retarded to understand the leverage he has.
That is a Good Thing.
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You could do it without the slur.
Include topics like how a worm in brain makes everything better. How to fuck a whale for potency and liver from a freshly shot bear helps cure diabetes.
The only person who's voice I want to hear less than trump is rfk
Stephen Miller?
Wow all good answers. I submit: Ben Shapiro.
If we could somehow meld their three voices into one it would be the most cursed thing ever.
This is an acceptable use for AI.
Sucks because he does have some good ideas but they're totally lost in the sauce with his other craziness, there are a LOT of problems with the American diet and health but this is not the fucking guy.
The good ideas he has feel like a stopped clock situation, honestly.
It’s like talking to someone who’s WAY too into wellness and crystals and “energy” - some particular aspects of their life are probably WAY healthier than the average bear, but taking it all together makes you say “what the actual fuck? Are you serious?”
Yeah haha, that's why it sucks so bad, he's like the first guy in such a high position to bring up psychedelics, but he's also batshit crazy so it's not a good look. Ugh.
Any seemingly good ideas he has fall into two categories- the right idea for very wrong reasons or wellness nonsense with no scientific basis.
"I did crack off a toilet seat"
Whomst among us, etc
crack kills buddy. use a condom.
Ironically titled "RFK Exposes Himself" to bring in all the closeted republicans
What a loser grifter.
Medicine: An Oral History
ASMR for when you want to stay awake.
Is it gonna talk about every single thing he's said the last 20 years?