Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
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-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
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Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
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All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I accept responsibility
Your comment was auto-removed for profanity, an admin will review it and undelete it soon if there has been an error. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Just going to mention this since this post has actually been reported:
Text alone isn't enough to require a NSFW tag. There needs to be actual nudity. Y'all can stop reporting shit like this.
Pardon the delay, it takes more time to write one handed.
Well tbh i dont want my ex to go to heaven that b shud burn in hell
If there are no sluts in heaven, take me to wherever the sluts are.
Your mother's house
Glad to see her marketing for the brothel is paying off.
Free meals too? Sign me tf up.
Girls that put their hand in their pants and then put their fingers in your mouth; Saint Peter can't even look them in the eye as he opens the gate. 😳
You speak like a true Poet
Not to be too horny on main but if anybody knows any porn or sites or whatever that caters to this specific thing please post a link
Like any and all of them
Tbh as a guy I'll lick my finger first after fingering her.
What about women who suck your member after you've put it in them a couple of times? There's gotta be a higher grade heaven for them. Angels truly.
Elite heaven
Heaven+
It's ad-free.
Not to be too horny on main but if anybody knows any porn or sites or whatever that caters to this specific thing please post a link
Cuckqueen is the female version of cuckold if you are looking for "guy does his gf's friend while gf watches/joins in." I might be wrong, but that's what I remember it being called.
Men that lick their cum off pussies go to heaven
Shit, it don't even have to be my cum for that.
Gotta have cream with that pie.
Going to need to rename this channel to "Lemmy Cumpost"
Is being horny the trick here
Bonk. Off to horny jail. Come out when you're thiiiiiis horny
You have just created an orgy.
What did you think would happen if you put a bunch of horny people in the same hole?
I’m legit sad apparently we can’t post nudes on Lemmy?? I took all these fucking nudes and I want to show them to strangers FFS
do you mean .world's rule against porn
some instances ban porn and some ban all nsfw (mine says it bans both but the "keep it sfw" seems to be an unenforced guideline)
I’ve not found any NSFW communities, that I can post in, that are allowing new posts
Most are on the lemmynsfw instance which has shut down. That's why they can't be posted in. The fedinsfw.app instance was created as a replacement, and there are also communities on other instances.
How about girls that kiss you after a bj? 🤤
That's how you know i like you enough to move in together
I just finished my morning conference call and y'all already trynna horn me up?
Better than before the call
It depends on where you fingered them 😜
Best heaven
Like for a crime?
“Yes officer, suspect #5 did this” 👉
Her: 👄