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Strange things are afoot at the Walter Reed (thelemmy.club)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by green_goglin@thelemmy.club to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 268 points 4 months ago (5 children)

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Inshallah, there will be a fatwa against every existing 'Live Laugh Love' piece of art, and they will be mandated to be replaced with this.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 4 months ago

My friends have a die, cry, hate on their wall

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[–] null@lemmy.org 55 points 4 months ago

I wonder if Jr had an open bet on Trump praising Allah.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for your attention to this matter 🙏

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[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 195 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I've just come to accept that when that fat pedophile loser dies I will learn via shitpost

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 99 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You might learn by the cheering and shouting in the streets.

[–] thal3s@sh.itjust.works 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It’ll be the craziest day any of us have ever lived.

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[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm going to celebrate it every year and call it "no kings day".

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[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 143 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Wait, this is real?! Holy shit, he's gone off the deep end.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 88 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He's been off the deep end for years

[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago

Of course, but this is a different voice than we are used to.

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[–] X@piefed.world 27 points 4 months ago

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀 always has been

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 83 points 4 months ago

What the fuck it's real

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116351998782539414

[–] mr_eckneim@feddit.org 77 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Cant tell if shitpost or real anymore

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 43 points 4 months ago

Ain’t that the Honest to allah truth

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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 74 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Punctuation and spelling is suspiciously correct to be from the actual president...

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he was dictating?

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[–] AdamBomb@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, this doesn’t have that “I had a stroke” energy of a genuine DJT xcretion

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[–] brillotti@lemmy.world 64 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Trump saying 'Praise be to Allah'

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[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 55 points 4 months ago

Jesus, I was sure this was a joke...

America - have a word. Cheers.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 55 points 4 months ago

[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 4 months ago (4 children)

This doesn't read anything like what he writes. Not enough all-caps words for a start. And praise be to Allah? No way he'd say THAT.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 21 points 4 months ago

I read that as sarcastic. Like Praise Allah all you want, it wont help.
Still...It is weird. Hope hes got a toe tag on and this is one of his handlers.

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[–] robomuffin79@lemmy.world 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Good Lord. Had to go to his account to check this was real

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 33 points 4 months ago (6 children)

And? I dont want to go to his account

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 4 months ago

It's real.

Loads of places are reporting it

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 4 months ago

Oh my fucking god.

He must have fired Noem because some part of him was afraid of being Ole Yeller'd.

There has never before in history been such a grandpa who really needed to just go to bed now.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 49 points 4 months ago

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It's scary he doesn't care about announcing his war crimes out loud before doing them.

[–] mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Criminals are very confident until they end up in a (Dutch) courtroom.

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[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is what he says on Easter...

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine if you showed this to someone in ~2009.

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[–] redsand@infosec.pub 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He did a press conference at the white house with eyes red as the devil's dick today

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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 32 points 4 months ago (11 children)

I'm surprised he used the correct "Strait." You guys sure it's him??

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[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Allah just means god. Not the first time he's pretended to praise God.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How much you wanna bet he doesn't know that

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[–] miniinstance@lemmy.today 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Keep Allah's name out of your mouth Satan

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

Why you being mean to Satan? He's the only reasonable one in the Bible

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[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 28 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Didn't he say the high oil prices are no problem because other nations suffer more?

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That is his base, they'll slam the door on their balls if you convince them someone else suffers more

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[–] greygore@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

He’s been promising infrastructure day for a decade now… nobody thought that’s what he meant.

[–] CaffeinatedCubits@programming.dev 23 points 4 months ago (12 children)

An I the only one that thinks that Trump did not type this?

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[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pedo crying on the internet lmao.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just coming out of Anesthesia?

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[–] bender223@lemmy.today 20 points 4 months ago

oh shit, this is unedited? 🤣

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