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I’ll be gay?

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 104 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Roses are red,

April is grey,

But in a few weeks

Justin Timberlake?!

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 96 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ohhhhh. Needed to use the ramen-head pic so I knew what era it was. Thought it was something about ruining the world tour

[–] Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

His full name is Justin Randall Timberlake. Is May some nickname only fans use?

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Justin has onlyfans?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Listen to NSYNC's "It's Gonna Be Me" and it makes sense.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 22 points 1 week ago

I'd rather just not understand the meme.

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Okay this is a way too obscure reference for a pop star I have no interest whatsoever in.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's basically just, he mispronounces "me" as "may" at the end of the chorus, so the meme is "It's Gonna Be May"

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 5 points 1 week ago

Yes I get it. Too obscure.

[–] paranoid@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I think it's a reference to a lyric in one of his songs where he pronounces "me" as "may". The line sounds like "it's gonna be may"

I'm not sure what song it is, I'm just really happy someone pointed out the answer 😆

[–] DearMoogle@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

Goddamit lol😆

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago
[–] socsa@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In a few weeks, he'll come out as gay

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In a few weeks,

I'll make you gay

For Timberlake specifically?

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

You might be joking, but i think only the older folks will get the joke. After all, apparently, when Justin Timberlake was arrested for DUI, JT asked the police officer if he knows who he is. The police officer, being younger, unironically said "no".

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

My exact thought process 😂

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Roses are red,

April is gray,

But in a few weeks,

Justin Timberlake will come out as gay?

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It will be Mother's Day!

You absolute maroons who couldn't put this tiptop meme together from the before times need to be right properly scolded!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

properly scolded!

Spank me, daddy

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

🫲❥🫦

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

thank you for the reminder. I need to figure out what I'm getting her this year.

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Motherlover or Dick in a Box could both work here.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Roses are red,

April is grey,

But in a few weeks

I’m getting a DUI-ayyy

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Roses are red,

April is grey,

But in a few weeks,

These are, like, hard tests

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

WHITE???

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I'm just playin man.

[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Every Mother’s Day, needs a mothers night!

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

But in a few weeks I'm gonna buy MySpace and nobody will ever hear of it again

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is gonna ruin the tour

[–] goldenbug@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Beacon@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's what he said when he got arrested for drunk driving. Not concern over the fact that he was seriously endangering innocent people's lives, just concern that the arrest was gonna be a problem for his tour

Did you not hear world tour???

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

April drives bring May DUIs or so they say.

It took me forever to figure out what you were trying to say because his rep is now forever tainted.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

Mothers in a box?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

He's bringing sexy back?