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[–] MolochHorridus@piefed.social 107 points 5 months ago (3 children)

No. He is just lying. He didn’t get anything. He is backing down like a wee little bitch he is.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

too bad it wasn't ~~rabbies~~ rabies.

(Painful, incurable. and almost always lethal.)

(Edit because that was an egregious typo in the current climate,)

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Rabies would have been good cause we have seen a rabid, syphilitic fight in one individual in real time.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Seems a harsh thing to say, I've known some really nice rabbis.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Just to be clear, I was referring to the disease. Not the teachers.

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

No rabbies. And Aidds too.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Yes, I fixed it now.

[–] potpotato@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

The insider trading…

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 60 points 5 months ago

IRAN has given ME a GOLDEN oil barrel. I mean, the barrel wasn’t really GOLDEN, it’s just a normal BARREL, but in this day and age, it may as well be. Therefore WE ARE NOW FRIENDS. Thank you for your attention to this MATTER. Pedophile of the United States

[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 50 points 5 months ago (3 children)

So todays' agenda:

  • Breakfast
  • Treason
  • Receiving instructions from boss
  • Brunch
  • Treason (other)
  • Nap
  • Dinner
  • Girls & Boys
  • Snack
[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

If the leaks from his first term are any clue, you forgot several hours of watching TV and seeking advice from random Fox anchors over the phone each night.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Market Manipulation is different from Treason and needs its own line item.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Replace snack with hamburders

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

no, that's the breakfast. the snack is on top of that

[–] Zier@fedia.io 40 points 5 months ago

Was it the 500+ million dollars in bets he placed before he rigged the announcements to win all those bets??? He is a con man who scams everyone, all the time.

[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Much more cursed meme using this one

[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I wish it was this one but it had trump in it too, thanks for sharing

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 24 points 5 months ago

More likely the orange pedophile/felon was referring to the money he made by manipulating the stock market and betting on Polymarket.

[–] Greyghoster@aussie.zone 22 points 5 months ago

Could it be insider trading? Lots of money from illegally using knowledge to manipulate the oil price?

[–] engene@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 months ago

Yeah! A distraction from the Epstein files. 🙄

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 13 points 5 months ago

He's just a little birthday boy getting big presents idk why everybody's mad /s

[–] Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

why is this news, why is thie news, this is so fucking stupid and pointless and a waste of my god time finite time. wtf am I even doing here reading trump bullshit slop over and over again in artciles and in comment sections? Fuck I just need to unsub from all this crap. Fuck trump btw, voting blue for the long haul, but I don't trust established Dems either. I'm fucked. You're fucked. We're all fucked. I just want peace of mind. And the news has to go. Sorry for the rant, I'm just exhausted, tried, and pissed the fuck off Trump has invaded my mental space and eroded it so badly I don't even feel like myself anymore. Time to unplug and reset myself cuz I am cooked.....

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

most lemmy clients have a word based filter. I'm really thinking of putting trump in there

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 months ago

They must have sent him a 12-year-old, bound and gagged, in an oil drum.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Oh great so HE got a present, nice 👍 What about Epstein files, gas prices, war in Ukraine etc?

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 5 months ago

Yeah, they made him a nice little movie.🤣

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

They faxed a big ol' dookie to his pants

[–] Lor@mander.xyz 3 points 5 months ago

Surrrrrre. He is a nutjob

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 3 points 5 months ago

I hope it's a very big beautiful bomb

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

Gold-plated golf cart.