https://defcon.social/@fortyseven/116279569744717982
i miss when the law was trying to seem serious
this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026
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I don’t see a call to fork(), so there’s clearly no child here.
bool isChild() {
pid_t result= fork()
return (result == 0)
}
Nope. The check should be in a while loop
def verify_age(u: User) -> bool:
return hasattr(u, "age") and u.age is not None
Unacceptable. All my friends are None
*to the tune of California Dreamin'*
There's only one thing worse than a rapist
"I fear no man. But that thing, it scares me."
Troll em with a >