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Electric Boogaloo Edition Confirmed!

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[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 1 points 3 months ago

There is a significant portion of the lds membership who believe the "lost ten tribes of israel" were taken to other planets, to be returned as a sign of the second coming πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I came here to help lepers and kick ass, looks like I'm all out of lepers.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's missing a rainbow. Preferably coming out of the unicorn's ass.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

If you inspect closely, this unicorn has wings. That would make this an Alicorn!

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 months ago

Username checks out.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 4 points 4 months ago

Also known as the Pegacorn …

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

So the rainbow shoots out the cock then?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is this the one where Good and Evil American natives fight for a pair of golden plates you can only read from inside a hat?

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You laugh but when separated out each plate is a deadly weapon, a quality unmatched by a flimsy Bible page

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Come over here and say that to my Arc of the Covenant

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

Then I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures say with a voice like thunder, β€œCome!" I looked, and behold, there was a pink horse. The one riding on it had two guns, and laser eyes were given to him. He went out as a conqueror so he might conquer.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wow, so this is what the Mormon Jesus was doing in the three days he visited America.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This cover is 100% approved by God, the Bible only says that Christ will butcher everybody on Earth upon His return, it does NOT explicitly say how; M60s and laser beam eyes riding a flying unicorn is perfectly sound theologically speaking.

[–] pirating@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

He's not cruci-fucking around!

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I'm sorry, is this the new cover for the Book of Mormon?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

OK but WINGS on the unicorn? As if anybody would believe a holy man rides a flying horse.

Red Bull gives you wings.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I see what you did there, HIGH FIVE

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

The Bible 2: Electric Boogaloo sequel is much better than the original. Jesus smites the fuck out of non-believers!!🀘

If it wasn't for the hand holding the book I'd think this was slop going by the ammmo belts...

Its fantastic either way, though

[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 2 points 4 months ago