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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 214 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He didn't know it was enough to be fatal until it was too late but I guess the truth isn't sensational enough to tweet

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 85 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, the way it's worded makes him sound like a mad scientist.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In hindsight it would seem that he made a bad decision at least.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 150 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He thought the bite wouldn’t be fatal because of the snake’s age.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Isn't that usually the opposite from what we now know? Like the young can't control the venom or something?

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 38 points 3 weeks ago

That’s right, he thought it was too old to kill him

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

well that goes both ways, a juvenile might go whole hog with the venom whereas an adult might decide it's not worth spending the venom on you.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 97 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] chunes@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

doesn't matter, doctors still give you PPIs and call it a day.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ulcers, occasional reflux, and GERD are different things.

This man's research specifically centered around ulcers and the cause.

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

doesn’t matter, doctors still give you PPIs and call it a day.

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Then you should get a different doctor

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pray you never recognize the truth behind why that user keeps saying that, because that will mean that you have a serious problem that doctors will have failed to help with.

That user’s experience was my experience too — with a highly-rated doctor.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You know dude, I've been there myself.

My sister's been there, my whole family's been there, I dated a gastroenterologist for 7 years, I created a computer-based training program which was first year medical-level for a research drug for reflux.

This dude's just driving the conversation down to the basest, most surly Facebook boomer-esque sniping. It's completely obnoxious, it misrepresents the actual medical facts behind the symptoms and treatment. One line cynical statements are just thought terminating and I detest them.

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe he’s just in pain and you could try a little patience and empathy instead, especially considering your informed position.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Your redundant comments feel like some sort of anti-intellectual flex.

[–] FundMECFS@piefed.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago

It’s not anti-intellectual to hold medical professionals to standards.

It’s well known that PPIs are overprescribed and many people end up having undiagnosed H. Pylori infections for a while before it’s picked up.

[–] FundMECFS@piefed.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago

Because back then it was medical canon they were psychological/caused by anxiety.

[–] gary215@thelemmy.club 58 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's a little bit to much dedication for me.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

you're never going to be a world renowned herpetologist with that attitude

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Best I could ever be is a semi-renowned derptologist.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Someone who studies huskies?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

is it? he never had to work a day again

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably voided his life insurance policy.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Generally full life insurance covers even suicide (after a few years, you can't just buy it and go do that immediately)

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

going to the life insurance store and asking if they cover suicide

[–] definitemaybe@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

You don't need to ask. It's clearly explained in simple terms in the summary of coverage. It's not even hidden in the fine print.

[–] voluble@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 weeks ago

“He got me,” Schmidt said of the snake's bite. "That f***ing Dispholidus boomed me."

Schmidt added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.

Schmidt then said he wanted to add the snake to the list of reptiles he wants to observe this summer.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard..."

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Average reptile enjoyer

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

15:33 - Itchy. Tasty.

[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Be "funny" but on-brand for this guy to be related to this Schmidt

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago

The lizards he's wearing look like at least a couple different species of Basillisk (I'm thinking it's a mix of Green and Brown Basilisks). They don't make great pets, but they do show up in the pet trade (at least in the USA). I wanted one soooo bad back in the day.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Now that is a dedication to science. Hats off to this hero!

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago

Anything for the great plan

[–] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

This is way better than what I had planned

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 4 points 3 weeks ago

When one loves lizards too much.

[–] liss_up@beehaw.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A level of commitment to science to which I can only aspire!

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Perfect Aperture Science employee

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Those lizards from Holes were real?

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 3 points 3 weeks ago

The species in question is a species of snakes.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

The GOAT suicide plan.