Does anybody have the answers to the prostate exam?
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
439 points (98.9% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
39919 readers
4516 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
I wouldn’t want to Speculate on it …
Sorry you rang?
Yes.
Jeez I would think the sharper parts on the side would rectum
didn't even know 'um
Negative.
Clearly it’s an ice cream scoop.
That's a bit of a stretch.
thats a common mistake people make. its not a carburetor.
its a motorcycleburetor
load more comments
(1 replies)
This go's up the assholes of the worthless sacks of shit that remove their muffler and run around rupturing people's eardrums.
load more comments
(1 replies)
In my favorite road hog. Your mom.
Oh you know my mom? Good for her.
The square hole
Exhaust pipe.
No, that’s not where it goes, but close.
The inhaust pipe?
On the seat.
It is the seat.
This part goes up the ass. Or vagina if you have one.
Where's /u/SPECULUMATOR? I bet they'd get a kick outta this.
Not only where it goes but what temperature it should be.
Your mom.
I have no idea, and I wouldn't want to specul(um)ate.
it goes in the bitch.
I always heard that part was useless anyway from my washed up piece of shit Dad
if you ever see him again, tell him
behind every piece of shit, is his bitch.
Was* in his case
That’s either a duck or a rabbit.
In the Rider?
Obviously that's the tool used to assess the gravitational alignment of the bike to the ground.
Up the bum, Bob?
That's an exhaust pipe stretcher, obviously..
Just a quick peep
Right under the headlamp, it's the bike beak.
Duckbill emulator
“Let’s take a look under the hood” applies to both scenarios.
Synopsis
A biker finds a motorcycle at an old mechanic shop that has a pussy in the seat so you can fuck it while riding. He has to keep it a secret because all the guys in his biker gang would want to fuck it
Excerpt
"Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that hog, Travis," Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. "You got a pussy in that thing?" I coughed and gulped. "Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said
It’s for working on the rental bike after everyone has had a ride.
Right next to the Falange
My ass
It's to rev my engine.
It’s part of the bitch pad, isn’t?
Oh no
That's how the Ducati mechanic extracts payment.
Has nothing to do with automotives, it's a freaking duckbill protector!
It's medieval armor from duck jousting tournaments.
view more: next ›