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[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 225 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 80 points 3 months ago (7 children)

I thought the white monsters were the gay ones though.

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sorry, couldn't locate a pic of a white monster in a frying pan on short notice!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 137 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Guess I have to do it myself like every fucking thing around this goddamned place.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like how it appears that you've just chucked everything into an inferno, which is exactly correct.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah it's called cooking try it sometime.

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[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

your username is aggressive to say the least so I'm glad the energy you are bringing matches that

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's fine. We'll just deduct that from your wages for today. Make sure it doesn't happen again please.

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[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago

that was just my name in college

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Oh shit I love white monsters , am I gay?

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[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 138 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 60 points 3 months ago

Give it some hot sauce for the +

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Quinoa sounds awful on a sandwich, it's gonna be all over the floor. Why not queso?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Because I'm not as smart as I hoped I would be by now. How's it feel conversing with internet strangers who are too dumb to decide whether quinoa or queso would go better on a sandwich? Huh, mister smart guy? Not so tuff now that I'm asking the hard questions are you?

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 95 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does that mean no trans fats?

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 71 points 3 months ago

Dammit, I already bought a chicken top pie.

I'll still let it be in my mouth.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 42 points 3 months ago (13 children)

What's a traditional queer meal?

[–] AniZaeger@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago (4 children)

As a gay man, Olive Garden's "Pasta e Fagioli" comes to mind.

[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

But are you traditionally gay?

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago

estrogen burger

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Uhhhh... In post war UK, probably diethylstilbestrol with a cyanide apple for dessert?

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 months ago

Just load after load of heavy whipping cream

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I remember when quiche was considered gay food, ahh the old days

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

Quiche then: "What are you, some kinda homo? Gaaaaaaaay!"

Quiche now: "Bro, look, I meal prepped my breakfast for the week. Protien bro!"

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

We have traditional foods?

Contrary to what is thought where I grew up I'm gay because I want to eat pussy not because I eat tofu

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Are hot dogs gay?

EDIT: Is erotically sucking on hot dogs gay?

EDIT 2: Asking for a friend. I don't do that. I'm like super popular and cool and go on lots of dates.

EDIT 3: Still less horny than violet08

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

I'll continue to eat lesbeans to my heart's content. You can pry my Bush's from my cold, dead hands.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (6 children)

What the fuck is a queer food? I'm queer are bagel bites a queer food?

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Wtf is it with these exclusionary people always have to "YOU CANNOY HAVE DREADLOCKS THST IS RACIST EHITE PEOPLE NEVER HAD DREADS" and nice, sweet things like these...

Fuck you, I do what I want to do and if you're butt hurt because you don't like my food them find a therapist

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I hate the term “cultural appropriation”. I love it when people take interest and want to participate in my traditions! That’s what makes being a human fun!

Sure, sometimes buttfaces will make caricatures of my people, but they will do that anyways and no amount of PC policing will ever stop people who want to be jerks.

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Cultural appropriation is something like McDonald's advertising a new Indian burger and it's just a beefburger with some chillies in it, i.e. someone's attempting to gain from a bastardised caracature of the culture that wouldn't be something someone from that culture would participate in. Right wing pundits intentionally misrepresented it as things like eating a traditional dish from another culture to make it sound stupid so people would dismiss it, and then people who'd only heard the misrepresentation but wanted to do the right thing or at least appear to be doing the right thing started acting like it was immoral to participate in any culture you weren't born into.

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[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Cerspence is joking right? I sometimes miss satire, which this has to be, right? Because no one is this stupid. Right?

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I hope so but, if not, I want to know which foods are queer. I need a list.

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[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Spotted dick?

Oh honey you bet I did

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

soooo....is rainbow sherbet safe?

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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 14 points 3 months ago (5 children)

All the gay people I know eat the same kinds of foods I do. Uh oh.

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[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So no more morning bannas in my ass 😞

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