I like how this also implies those people's kids all end up in hell...
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Sorry, original sin means if you die before you’re old enough to understand religion you go straight to hell. I don’t make the rules.
(Neither do Christians, but they think they do.)
Never fear! Mormons baptize the dead in case they died without the opportunity to be baptized during their lifetime. I love loopholes lol
Imagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.
I don't have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
Kinky
lol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
lol...i'm just glad i hadn't yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
that was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
if the magic underwear fits...
i think one of the defining characteristics of their magic underwear is that it doesn't fit
yeah, it was all baggy on the girl i dated. and it smelled funny, but that could have just been her lol
oh gods she wasn't from upwind by the plant was she
worse..salt lake city!
Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
But, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?
That depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?
sadly, lazy socks and lazy time
Wha was the intimacy like, if applicable? Sorry, I cannot help my curiosity.
i thought that meant limbo contests
Those kids have been through enough. No need to sentence them to an eternity with the clergy.
He just puts them in the TV lounge, apparently.
I like how this also implies that Satan exists as anything other than man's ego.
Gonna abort my kids to make sure they get measles IN HELLLLL 👎👎👎
Damn. Look at that tag, @s8n! So cool your soul never stood a chance!
Hail @s8n!
Unbaptized babies go to limbo.
Unvaccinated ones go straight to hell.
Of course he is. Throughout history, far more children died than survived. And as there was no Christianity for most of human history, those are obviously all in hell.
Why else would kids be called little hellions if they don't go to hell?