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[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

lol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

lol...i'm just glad i hadn't yet heard of their practice called soaking back then

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

that was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything

[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

if the magic underwear fits...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i think one of the defining characteristics of their magic underwear is that it doesn't fit

[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

yeah, it was all baggy on the girl i dated. and it smelled funny, but that could have just been her lol

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

oh gods she wasn't from upwind by the plant was she

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.

[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?

[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

sadly, lazy socks and lazy time