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I feel like bears is the most obvious answer. In this scenario it would have started thousands of years ago. We'd have dozens/hundreds of breeds with different shapes,sizes and characteristics. What do you think would be the most interesting/cool?

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[–] Zak@lemmy.world 87 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Raccoons are cool. They seem to be in the early stages of self-domestication, which is probably how we got cats.

[–] pasdechance@jlai.lu 30 points 5 months ago (6 children)

There was a video being shared by someone who studies raccoons.

The tl;dr was they are too smart and tend to hold grudges to become domestic.

Still, they would be cool pets.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 23 points 5 months ago (7 children)

This argument is always so silly. Domestication is the process of changing animals so they become more suitable to living with humans. The fact that wild animals aren't domesticated and therefore have traits that are problematic for that is tautological.

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[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

They can be very cat like too. Super chill one minute, total asshats the next

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[–] Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I would love having a squirrel as pet. Unfortunately most squirrel types don't do well in captivity because they are too anxious. I nursed a baby squirrel once as a volunteer and it would just sleep in my shirt pocket or bra and be the cutest little thing until it was old enough to start learning to be a wild squirrel.

[–] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 31 points 5 months ago

Username checks out

[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I think I'm going to side with you on this one. They start out calm enough, simple feeding and housing requirements, they can't hurt you as much as some of these larger animals, and most don't seem to get too bad an attitude even as adults unless they're cornered. Honestly my biggest problem would be them going to the bathroom everywhere and in places not readily accessible to clean. Eww.

[–] pasdechance@jlai.lu 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

We tried to keep squirrels as pets for more than 2 years. Couldn't hold them ever. Eventually we just opened the door to the pen and it was a squirrel hotel for years. Watched lots of little babies come out of that thing.

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[–] zabadoh@ani.social 40 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Octopi. They're freakishy intelligent too.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Only if mine sounds like Nathan Fillion

[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 15 points 5 months ago

Did your balls tell you that? You shouldn't listen to them...they're nuts.

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Cats would be neat to get to that point.

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[–] aeiou@piefed.social 23 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Foxes. Like a dog, but not.
Thanks to Russia, we're already partway there.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 months ago

"Cat software, dog hardware"

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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Bats. Imagine having a friendly familiar. They could also be used to carry messages.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Dude I wish. Sadly bats are carriers for all kinds of diseases

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Imagine having a friendly familiar.

Sister, why do you think we have cats?

[–] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 22 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I've always wanted an ocelot.

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 16 points 5 months ago

You're gonna call it Babou aren't you ;)

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Then you’ll be happy to know about Savannahs!. They’re house cats crossbread with servals, which are almost practically ocelots.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] JBPinkle@bookwyr.me 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Otters. They are just too damn cute.

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[–] edg@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 19 points 5 months ago (4 children)

For me, it's Racoons, Squirrels, or Crows.

I used to have a Robin friend, who would keep me company while I gardened, so he could grab a juicy worm from the ground I was turning. I'm currently friends with a pair of Sand Hill Cranes who spend every night in front of my house. I talk them nearly every night. They know me well, I stand right next to them, they aren't afraid of me at all.

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[–] murmelade@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Tapeworms. Lil' butt-buddies.

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[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 months ago (7 children)
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[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

I still think a fox is manageable. Cat software running on dog hardware seems...interesting

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

BEARS! Gahhhh they look so cuddly and cuuute.

Having a domesticated bird would be really cool, I think. Like a roadrunner or puffin. A kiwi? Imagine having a hummingbird ride in your front shirt pocket?

[–] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Finally having someone to laugh at all my jokes

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[–] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Whatever the Chihuahua version of a giraffe is.

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[–] OnfireNFS@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (5 children)

If you could miniaturize them I would totally take a house hippo

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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 5 months ago

Maybe a large seal species. Something to ride in the water, but that could still come on land and fall asleep by the fire.

[–] trd@feddit.nu 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago

Wombats, they are super cute and apparently quite smart.

https://youtube.com/shorts/IdgFAIo6NMA

I would also love to see people riding a diprotodon, which is a distant relative

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Giraffes of course.

Silly question.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, if I could choose, I would much rather imbue cat behavior onto an animal than dog behavior. Cats rule, dogs drool.

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[–] Bad_Engineering@fedia.io 6 points 5 months ago

Red panda, literally the cutest animal ever.

[–] FancyGreg@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I would like a dog-sized elephant, please and thank you.

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