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My wife was craving nachos. Yes, she used the microwave for this abomination. No she's not pregnant. Metadata says it was like 7:30pm.

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[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit. This is a war crime, but the sprinkle of pepper on top is absolutely hilarious. I imagine her sprinkling it on like salt bae over her masterpiece

[–] dmention7@midwest.social 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Zooming in, it looks like it's maybe a seasoning blend of some kind.

I hope, for OP's wife's sake, that it's not just black pepper!

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

Yep, taco seasoning.

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

Taco seasoning (because remember this is supposedly nachos), but yeah I think you're right.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is a cry for help you gotta buy your wife some tortilla chips and cheddar asap

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 0 points 6 months ago

I can vouch for the little plastic container of Hatch Chile Queso at Albertsons/Safeway. We go through so many of these in our house.

[–] frosch@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well... She did have the ingenuity to improvise and make do.

What did she say, was it tasty? Did it scratch the itch for nachos?

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

"It wasn't not nachos. Actually it was quite nice."

I do not endorse this, but apparently she enjoyed it. Also, I've just learned that the pretzels were several months old and stale.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 months ago

I don't hate it.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

I would probably eat that…

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 0 points 6 months ago

We need to know if this is any good at all, if one could make this delicious with proper ingredients.

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

The music kicking in every time is killing me

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

I showed this to her. I think I was more amused than she was haha.

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 6 months ago

Vehicular Manslaughter would be proud

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I love me some pretzels and cheese. I've never melted the cheese on to the pretzels like that though. It just looks awkward to eat.

[–] neo2478@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

That's it folks, shut it all down! We've achieved perfection! There's no point in continuing to post here.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

The mind goes to most unholy of places when cast aside by society and condemned to eternal virginity.

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 0 points 6 months ago

When grocery store food is a 3-hour project away.