That alert sound from Metal Gear Solid.
this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2026
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Slide whistle
And as you get older it just gets slower and sadder.
Slide whistle.
Works for both ways.
Damn, beat me to it
Darude sandstorm
Like the entire time it's up, or just a sting right at the beginning?
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dick-not-havers of Lemmy please also share the sound you imagine it would make
The sound the springy door stops make when you smack them
M1 Garand ping
Gex saying ”it’s tail time!”
The theme from Jaws.
I'm getting older... so my guess is it would sound like a mid-90s inline 6 diesel engine trying to start on a cold winter morning after setting for a few days...
Beavis and Butt-Head saying "booooioioing!"
Womp, womp
When you flick the door stopper spring.
Pornhub community intro. I'm already using it for all notifications so You still wouldn't know if I have a boner or if I got an email.
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It'd go AAAAAAAA in a Pee Wee Herman voice and scare the shit out of everyone
A gentle creaking, like a thick branch in the wind.
Nah, mine's the original NES Super Mario Bros. underworld theme.
"Boner boner boner" "Boner boner boner"
"boioioioionnnnnnng" from beavis and butthead
Wet fart sound
It should make a cartoonishly "sproioioioing"
Kept you waiting huh?
The chest opening music from Legend of Zelda
WoW group finder ready alert.
Based on the rest of anything that moves in my body either crunchy joint noises or excessively loud gut squeals.
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