I think you're going for Pollock
or perhaps a variation on Mondrian
a la Dana Gordon
Picasso's Cubism tended to actually reveal discernible figures - typically people, but also household items - within the abstractions.
Just thought I'd share
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excellent comment, you fucking nerd
I'm reminded of this possibly apocryphal story about Picasso:
[A woman] approached Picasso in a restaurant, asked him to scribble something on a napkin, and said she would be happy to pay whatever he felt it was worth. Picasso complied and then said, “That will be $10,000.”
“But you did that in thirty seconds,” the astonished woman replied.
“No,” Picasso said. “It has taken me forty years to do that.”
To me, this story is about the paradox of mastering a craft. If a person has spent decades mastering an art or a craft, then when an amateur sees them working, it looks like it's trivial. The amateur thinks, "Anybody could do that. I could do that, no problem. It's easy." Of course, it only looks easy because it's the master doing it.
Nah, that story is about fame, the story about mastering a craft is usually similar to this:
"A man takes his car to a mechanic, he explains that it makes a terrible rattle, and he can't figure it out.
The mechanic opens the bonnet, and tells the man to start the engine, the man does and the mechanic hears the rattle, and without a word, takes out a screwdriver, and quickly tightens a loose screw.
The mechanic tells the man, that will be $250 please.
The man tells the mechanic that he is not paying $250 to just have a screw tightened.
The mechanic, agrees and shows the man a bill with a breakdown of costs:
$249 - knowing which screw to tighten.
$1 - physical labour
The man pays."
To me, looking at the art world, it seems like in most modern art, the art is secondary to how well the artist manages to talk about it.
Would love to bring these back instead of the wojack guy.
be the change you want to see
(maybe it makes me old but i love when i see a new rage comic, especially when the subject is better expressed by the old ragies than by wojaks)
I remember doing this and PC were so slow you could see the collor being filled slowly. Now I feel old :-/
Back when Paint still had the spray paint tool
Pepperidge farm remembers.
With my advanced millennial age WinXP makes this too modern to relate :/.
I want you to know that I spent about five minutes looking at this through a flood of memories and emotions. Thank you for posting this ancient relic.
I still remember how those mouse clicks & movement felt.
Taking your pencil for a walk, MS Paint style! :-D
The curve tool on the old paint, the one limited to 16 colors or so, was the best.
Still better then some modern art.
Great composition. Would hang on wall.
The real fun begins when you select that rectangle and shift drag it around