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as a matter of traditional British courtesy, Johnson acknowledged the candidates he defeated to comfortably retain his parliamentary seat west of London.

"I thank my fellow candidates in all their glory, Lord Buckethead, Elmo ... forgive me if I don't identify them all," Johnson said.

He wasn't imagining things.

Lined up alongside the besuited Johnson and his more traditional political foes were:

  • a man dressed as a furry red Sesame Street character who called himself Bobby Elmo Smith;
  • Count Binface who wore a silver garbage can over his head and an improvised suit of armor;
  • Lord Buckethead, who donned a similar receptacle, colored black, and a matching cape.

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[โ€“] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd argue that Bojo is also a joke candidate.

[โ€“] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That joke has really gotten old, though.

[โ€“] Zorque@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Like a fine wine.

[โ€“] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 0 points 1 year ago

And Liz L. Truss*.

*L stands for Lettuce.

[โ€“] Sasuke@hexbear.net 0 points 1 year ago

the only difference here is the joke candidates don't win

you had prime minister boris johnson

[โ€“] peto@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I do sometimes wonder what the world would be like if we just gave it to whoever worked hardest on their costume.

It would unironically be an improvement.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago

Cosplay Parliament.

[โ€“] Auli@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mature, have you seen how Parliament acts.

[โ€“] Sergio@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 year ago

I totally want my US congressional representatives to holler out a big "NAY!" Sometimes that's the mature thing to do.

[โ€“] DmMacniel@feddit.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Elmo only got 8 votes? Recount!!!

[โ€“] expatriado@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

he only counts until 10, so when reaching 11 count resets to 1

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't see the difference. We both have Elmos. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Steven Mangan is a very Tory-coded comic actor.

[โ€“] Darkard@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Count BinFace is the only man I trust with this country's future.

[โ€“] lurch@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

Elmo trying to wiggle into UK politics, too? ๐Ÿ˜„

[โ€“] jabjoe@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago

FPTP mature???? It's the dummy's version of democracy.